Ahhemmm..
And so begins the details of the webmaster of this site, if you object to mutilation, killing sprees and eating things which shouldn't be eaten, then read on, I don't mention anything I do that is bad.
Name: Oliver Carson
Age: 16
Sex: male usually
fave sandwich: marmalade
fave celebrity: barry chuckle
least favourite celebrity(s): daphine and celest
gameshow host most like: Roy walker who used to be on catchphase
most hated thing: boybands
sentence which sums up my life: when I look down, I miss all the good stuff, when I look up I trip over things
By now you should have an accurate idea of what I am like.
Every month, I shall put up a phrase for the month, which I will try and use as much as possible
A small pic of the web master