Rini stays with the Sailor Franchise after the whole world-almost-get-destroyed thing, continuing to train with them. However, one night, her dreams are haunted by a mysterious voice, telling her to “eat more chicken.” The voice comes from a beautiful cow with wings, Buffalo, who asks her for her help. It turns out he is being pursued by a rascally band of villains called the Chick-Fil-A Circus, who want him for his magical golden Waffle-Fry (sticking out of his forehead as the result of a bad meat packing accident), which they will use to make the best beef and potatoes meal ever!

In pursuit are the ugly lackey Hudsonia and his magical flying meatball Hudson, and also the Burger Trio; they are Beef Burger, Chicken Burger, and Fish Burger. To find Buffalo, the three search the Dream Dishes of various victims, which show what each person’s favorite food is. With their weird food related creatures, they terrorize the city.

Fortunately, Buffalo comes to the rescue. He gives each of the girls a power-up; Sailor Food receives a new wand (Really, it’s just a plastic spork with some glitter) and the new power Food Gaseous Digestion. Dairy Queen gains Peanut Buster Rhapsody, Taco Bell gets CinniTwist Sniper, Krispy Kreme gains Bavarian Evolution, and McDonalds gains Royale With Cheese Shock. Buffalo also gives Sailor Happy Meal the Order Up Bell to summon him in their times of need. With their new powers, they easily destroy the evil creatures and send the Burger Trio packing.

At last, Fish Burger discovers, due to the kindness in Serena’s fat-filled heart that Rini holds the Dream Dish Buffalo is hiding in. She also finds out that she and the rest of the Burger Trio have no Dream Dishes since they are just patties of meat brought to life and so can’t enjoy anything besides burgers. Hudsonia sends the Trio out to grab Serena’s Dream Dish, but also sends an assassin out after the Trio. The assassin ends up smashing the dish and killing Chicken Burger soon after. Fish Burger and Beef Burger use their remaining power to repair the dish so Serena can destroy the assassin. However, a happy ending for the Trio is in store; Buffalo brings them back to life and gives them Dream Dishes of their own, making them totally human and very hungry. Before leaving us the Trio gets to proclaim that they will be vegetarian from now on.

The Condiment Quartet take over for the Burger Trio; they consist of PikuPiku, CheesuCheesu, OnuOnu, and MayoMayo. The four of them continue the mission of looking in Dream Dishes, this time with specific targets in mind (Wow, the show suddenly gained 2 IQ points!). Eventually, the Quartet lures the Sailor Franchise into the Chick-Fil-A circus. Sailor Happy Meal is kidnapped though. While summoning Buffalo for help, she gets his answering machine instead. (“Please Buffalo! Protect people’s dreams!” “I’m sorry, Buffalo can’t come to the phone right now, but if you’ll leave your name, number, and the crisis you are in he will get back to you...”). Her Dish removed by the Quartet and the leader of the Chick-Fil-A Circus, Queen Grade-A; with her Dish, they capture Buffalo (while still in the auto-milker) and take his Golden Waffle Fry. Queen Grade-A wants the waffle-fry for a dinner that will make people so fat from all the steak and potatoes, they will bow down to her and she’ll take over the world. However, the Franchise manages to turn the Quartet against the circus and its evil leader. Sailor Happy Meal is freed, and she and Sailor Food attack Grade-A, who loses the waffle-fry thanks to some trickery by the Quartet. Sailor Happy Meal uses the waffle-fry’s powers to save the Earth from too much steak and potatoes, but she is again kidnapped by Grade-A. This time, Sailor Food says, “You can have her! Damn, she’s annoying! Getting captured all the time and boy does she whine...”

(At this time, the original writer was sacked from the summary writing. The writing will be continued by a new writer)

sO Hapi MeEl sayZ to GraD-a ucK yOu bitH...

(Sorry. This writer was also sacked, as well as the people in charge of the sacking, and also the people who got the idea to rip-off Monty Python. A new writer will continue.)

Sailor Happy Meal is put in a giant sack...

(Oh, never mind. Sailor Food saves Happy Meal’s ungrateful butt, Buffalo becomes a real wing of a boy and gets it on with Happy Meal before she eats him, and Grade-A goes bye-bye. Or does she? Dun-dun-dunn...)

Next up: Sailor Food Sailor Stars. Two stars, to be specific, as in two-star restaurant. Which is probably still more than we deserve. Watch out, this one is going to hurt!

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