Okay, so Sailor Moon’s kind of weird, right? What about musical celebrities? Okay, then how about the hottest musical artists crossed with Sailor Moon? Well, we uncovered some old episode tapes in the basement of Sailor Moon Inc. and so we present for your disturbing pleasure...

11) Sailor Aerosmith – I'm sorry but Serena and Steven Tyler’s mouths are way to close to being the same size.

10) Sailor Limp Bizkit – Nookie Gentle Uterus...I don't think so.

9) Sailor Britney Spears – This one failed because her “talent” got to be too distracting for the show.

8) Sailor Barenaked Ladies – Okay, so were getting closer...

7) Sailor Dave Matthews Band – As if their attacks weren't long enough now they become 20 minute jam sessions.

6) Sailor Elvis – Only allowed to be filmed from the waist up and male viewers leave in droves.

5) Sailor N*Sync – No talent at all and their hairstyles kept changing every episode.

4) Sailor Destiny’s Child – Didn't survive one season because she kept firing new Sailor Scouts.

3) Sailor Milli Vanilli- Actually, the show wasn’t any different, it was still just as badly lip-synched.

2) Sailor Nine Inch Nails – Because Trent Reznor with odango is just creepy.

1) Sailor Eminem – It only lasted one episode before Uranus and Neptune kicked her ass.

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