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And now, our shameless grab for ratings glory. A Day in the Life of the
Today's episode: The Sailor Starlights 5th Episode Spectacular! 
Yaten: Welcome, everyone! I'm Yaten Kou, from the popular series "A Day In the Life of The Sailor Starlights," and I'll be your hose for this very special episode...the "Sailor Starlights 5th episode Spectacular!" For the rest of this page, I'll be your guide through our fondest memories, funniest bloopers, and factual...er, facts. So join us for... 
Seiya: Yaten, why are you talking yourself in the front yard while wearing an evening gown? Yaten: I'm hosting our 5th Episode Spectacular! Seiya: ...say what? Yaten: It's a special for our beloved fans. So could you please change into something a little more approprate? Seiya: ...look, whatever. Just take the garbage out when you're done. 
Yaten: Ahem, anyway! Please enjoy! And now, on to our first segment! 
Yaten: I'm sure you're familiar with our first house. We were forced to move after an unfortunate incident, but luckily, we found a new little abode. And here's our first fun fact of the evening! See this urn? It's supposed to be that of my beloved late (but rich) husband, Micheal. However, his ashes were lost in the move, so these are really the ashes of Hildi, whom Taiki fried in the "Trading Disgraces" episode! Pretty funny, huh? Well, we can't tell the difference and neither can you. 
Later... Taiki: We're doing what? Yaten: A special. See, I'm showing our fans how we eat breakfast in our kitchen this morning. Taiki: It's nothing they haven't seen before. Seiya: Well, Yaten, I changed outfits. 
Yaten: What is that? Seiya: You said to change. So I found this. Pretty groovy, huh? Yaten: ...this is wrong. Seiya: Look, I got a little act worked up, too. Won't it be cute? Yaten: No, no, Seiya. When I meant change, I meant into a skirt or something. Seiya: You could have just said so. Taiki: (offscreen) Yaten, I have a great behind the scenes segment for our fans! Yaten: Really, what? 
Yaten: This is so degrading. 
Yaten: Sigh, this could take a while. We'll be right back, folks! (Commercial break.) 
Yaten: Hey folks! You're just in time for another of our behind the scenes segment! A lot of people wonder how we keep in shape between takes, and here's the answer. We all practice tai chi! It's a lot harder to do in an evening gown, though. 
Yaten: Oh HELL no. Seiya: What? You said a skirt! Yaten: I meant a nice dress! Like mine! Now get out of here, you scare me. Seiya: Okay, okay. Picky, picky, picky. Yaten: Let's check out some bloopers. Ugh, I feel violated. 
Yaten: This is delicious, Seiya! What are we eating? Seiya: Steamed cockroach. Yaten: Glurp... Taiki: I'll just put my plate back, thanks. 
Seiya: Yaten, what happened? Yaten: Water go down the hole. 
Yaten: Weren't those great. And now...dammit Seiya! Seiya: You said a dress. Like yours. Yaten: I meant a formal dress. But not exactly like mine! Seiya: You know, I'm getting really tired of this... Taiki: You mind, guys? I'm trying to read. Yaten: And you're not helping! 
Yaten: Gah. Stupid roommates. Anyway, if you wonder how we stay awake between takes, check out our espresso bar. I would like to reiterate for viewers that there is nothing alcoholic here. At least after Taiki went up on the roof in that clown costume. And while we don't have that blooper, we do have another one here for your enjoyment! 
Seiya: Hey, look Yaten! I learned to juggle lit cherry bombs! Yaten: Now, Seiya, you shouldn't...hey, wait a minute. 
Yaten: ...the hell? Seiya: Crap. The cameraman must have left his x-ray lenses on again. Let's see... 
Seiya: Yup, he did. Taiki: Why do I feel like I'm being watched? 
Yaten: Hah, hah! Hilarity folks. And now...wow, Seiya! Well done! Seiya: I feel like I'm in Gone With the Wind. Yaten: Why, you feel like Scarlett O'Hara? Seiya: No, I made this dress from the curtains. Yaten: Good enough. 
Yaten: And now, here's our big surprise, folks...we're going to play "Nagaraboshi He," our biggest hit to date! Taiki: (whispering) Should we tell her we're out of time? Seiya: (whispering) Just go with it, or suffer her wrath. 
Yaten: Thanks for joining us! Seiya: Hey, Taiki, you got through a whole episode without blowing someone up. Taiki: I did, didn't I? Pyros Anon will be so proud of me! Yaten: Shut up and sing, dammit! That concludes today's episode! Will we have a real plot in the next episode? Er, at least as real as we get? Tune in next time! Disclaimer: As mentioned, Sailor Moon and the Starlights are not owned by us. "The Sims" is the property of Electronic Arts Inc and Maxis. Trading Spaces is a copyright of TLC and Banyan Productions. We mean no ill-will to either Paige Davis or Hildi Santo-Tomas. However, Hildi may not come anywhere near my house. ^_^ We are not making a profit on this, just having fun. Starlights skins courtesy of Aeryn's Sailor Moon Skins (RIP). Other skins come from in game. Page, pictures, and captions are copyright J & K Productions. Steal them and we will hunt you down and destroy you. We mean it. |