So what exactly *did* the Sailor Starlights do while waiting for Princess Kayakuu to show up? Write songs? Do the laundry? Torture small animals? Until now, these questions have gone unanswered, and probably with good reason.

With the development of the people simulator "The Sims," we here at The Real Sailor Moon Exposed realized that we had the perfect tool to recreate the everyday life of the Sailor Starlights via some nifty skins we snagged from the now defunct Aeryn's Sailor Moon Skins. We created the Starlight Family, set them in a crappy house and let them go. And now, we present...

A Day in the Life of the Sailor Starlights

Our story begins with the three intrepid Starlights inside their new home...

Taiki: Well, here we are inside new home, guys.
Yaten: Thank you, Captain Obvious. This sucks. Look at our crappy TV!
Seiya: Don't worry! Our music will make us more than enough money to buy better things!
Taiki: You'd better be right...
Yaten: Or else we'll make you get off your flabby butt and get a real job!

Seiya: I can't believe Yaten called my butt flabby. I'd better work out. I'll show her...

Seiya: Whew. On second thought...maybe I'll just redecorate to get my revenge...

Yaten: Seiya...no.
Seiya: Aww, come on!

Taiki: Whew. With those two squabbling, at last I can watch my soaps in peace! Alright! "Passions"!

Yaten: Hey! What are you watching?
Taiki: AHH! Nothing! Nothing at all! You want to play chess?
Yaten: No, not really...
Taiki: Great! I'm the white pieces!

Taiki: You know, you're right. This house is so ghetto.
Yaten: Why are you sitting outside in your pajamas?
Taiki: Uh, why are you in a business suit?
Yaten: Um...hey look! A new neighbor!

Kate: Hey, welcome to the neighborhood!
Yaten: Thanks! I'm Yaten.
Kate: I'm Kate. I'd like to be your friend!
Yaten: Really?
Kate: Isn't the big green smiley face over my head proof enough?
Yaten: Well, I *was* kind of wondering...

Taiki: There. I've changed clothes. Hey look, a piano! Maybe if I practice enough, I can upstage Yaten...
Piano: Plinkplinkplinkplinkplinkplink...plinkplinkplinkplinkplinkplink...
Taiki: "Chopsticks". It's a start...

Yaten: Boo! You suck!
Taiki: Come over here and say that!
Yaten: What do I look like, an idiot! Anyway, Seiya made us some lunch...
Taiki: What is it?
Yaten: Kind of looks like styrofoam peanuts in giblet gravy.
Taiki: Blech! I'll keep practicing, thanks!

Seiya: So what's with the business suit?
Yaten: Mostly to annoy Taiki. I'm trying to get her to think she's hallucinating.
Seiya: But she's changed clothes more than you have!
Yaten: Hey, you're right! What gives?
Kate: Uh, why do I keep hearing "Chopsticks"?

Seiya: What? What do you mean I can get sued for terrorizing that Wal-Mart?
Yaten: Oh, believe it.

Yaten: Wow, I look great! Charisma rating, here I come!

Seiya: Odango! I didn't realize you moved into our neighborhood!
Sailor Moon: Yup. Rent in Juuban is really expensive now! Want to come over?
Seiya: Only if I don't have to reenact the towel incident from before.

Seiya: Hey! And Mako-chan's here as well!
Sailor Jupiter: Hi, Seiya-chan!
Seiya: Will you come cook for us?
Sailor Jupiter: Heck, no. Usagi is enough of a challenge.

Seiya: Whew! This work thing is hard!
Taiki: We didn't even work today, Seiya.
Seiya: That's what you think. Guess I should have warmed up before I worked out.
Taiki: But you only worked out for about two minutes.
Seiya: It's hard. You try it sometime, bookworm.
Taiki: I'm ignoring you for the rest of this mission.
Seiya: Yeah, like that will last. Who will you have intellegent conversations with?
Taiki: Yaten.
Yaten: King me!
Taiki: *groan*

Seiya: At last! Bedtime! Sweet dreams, guys!
Taiki: Good night!
Yaten: Nighty-night!

Taiki: zzzz...be a big star...screw Yaten and Seiya...zzzz

Seiya: zzzz...loud guitar...Odango will pay attention to me...zzzz

Yaten: zzzz...drop piano on Seiya's head...don't let her decorate again...zzzz

And so ends our day in the life of the Starlights! What will tomorrow bring? The Princess? More money? Or perhaps... MURDER! Who knows? (Except us, I mean.) Come back, for the further adventures of "A Day in the Life of the Sailor Starlights!"