heh heh. the site was eaten by a giant disgruntled petra stamped version of me. yeah. no, just kidding. i revamped this ugly sucker, into a hideous monster! eek! no, just kidding. what you're about to see may haunt you, as the layout may be an acquired taste. don't worry, if i get the time to adjust it a bit you won't have to acquire any tastes, except a taste for my tasteless humor! tastey. okay, enough chit chat kiddies, bootchies come to town to give you his new site. click and enjoy, and don't eat beef. eat getalong!


warning! if you are not of at least three months a fetus of age, you should not enter this site. oh yeah, if you're a pregnant mom and you're smoking you shouldn't smoke. both of these things are bad for you're babies health.