Welcome to
the Finazzo Family fun page. We are here to impart completely
useless information to you, the web browser. This information was
compiled by both myself and my family. What is so wonderful about
it is that after you visit this site you will be no more smarter than
you were when you first arrived. As a matter of fact you should
be dumber (or at the very lest very confused.)
One of my favorite
contributors to this site 
said just yesterday, "even my big
head can't fit all this useless knowledge." He then quickly left
for some unknown destination. But, please don't let the
testimonial of just one convince you, read what others are say:
"The
Finazzo Family Family Fun site is...very confusing."
Steven Hawkins (smartest man on
the planet)
"After
perusing the FFFF site I realize that only you can waste your own time."
Dr. Phil (smartest talk show host
on the planet)
"The
FFFF site is a plethora of information from a common salt of the earth
dumb ass, whose intelligence doesn't compare to my superior intellect
and
yet has turned out a web page which I find viewing to be of the up most
importance if I am to keep abreast of what the common dumb ass is
thinking since I am so smart and my super high intellect, and wealth,
doesn't allow me to be at such standards, before or after I have
thought about such intellectual items of great importance to me and
those people intelligent enough to understand what I am saying.
It
is for this reason that I think this site and others like it are so
important." John Kerry
(failed presidential candidate)
"Um...ditto to what he said."
George W Bush (not-failed presidential candidate)
Now that
you have heard from the best and brightest see for yourself what you
are missing. Step inside and become a FFFF head, (they're kind of
like deadheads but without the drugs, or body order and they have jobs
and a life.)
