Surf Report - July 13, 2003 -

WindanSea at 5:45 AM -

Surf was good, and I was gonna go down the trail to The Shack and paddle out there.

- But -

My keen eyes spotted a few babes in the shorebreak, by Turtles - no Alpha Males around.

I had to take a slight detour, and perv on the 3 girls in the water -

This one - was the hottestof the three. Naturally, as soon as I paddled out, she stripped-off the dress.

There was another one swimming nekkid, but as she swam parallel to the beach, I tried to follow her along the water's edge.

There could not be anything more hilarious than to see a sixty year old man, running along the beach with flippers on both feet, dragging a kneeboard behind, with a camera glued to his eye.

Anyway - she was too fast for me so I surfed.

Waves were good!

Notables in the water, besides me:

Aussie Dale

Green Rocks Boys

Hulk Size Eric Medium Size Eric Normal Size Rodney

Don't hackJay

Peter Wave Loch

Ran into Rod Rogers, a Paipo Boarder from Baltimore, MD -

Unca Billy, what's a Paipo Board?

If you gotta ask, you don't deserve to know!

Introduced him to Neptune's Corner:

Mickey Minor Mike Croteau Peter Wave Loch Team Headhunter

Tomorrow should be good!

Later,

BA

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