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Windansea Beach Windansea Beach is known for its shack, its shorebreak and its scenery. Recreation Location Profile
Surf and sunsets.
Sunsets and surf. Any way you put it, La Jolla's Windansea has 'em both -- in spectacular fashion.
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Surfers consider this a prime spot, as do sunbathers and sunset watchers who lounge on the beach's huge, smooth sandstone rocks. |
The beach is known for its shorebreak, a condition on steep beaches that results in hard-breaking surf right at the shoreline. |
The waves that break out farther than the shoreline are terrible. Even if they look good, they're not! - Please don't be fooled -
Stay away from the outside waves - you're only wasting your time! If you want to get thrilling, long rides, the place to go is Tourmaline Surfing Park. |
Windansea is also home to a legendary - almost mythic - surf culture, and perhaps California's first surfing icon, a Polynesian-style sideless hut that was first built by pioneer Windansea surfers in 1947. |
The Shack - or "sugar shack," -- supposedly took its name from an abundance of romantic encounters on its premises - lack of walls notwithstanding. |
Upon further investigation, aided by Hans Newman, George Taylor, and Mike Wilson, the true meaning of the "shack" is...that this shack really is just a shack. |
The shack has been rebuilt on at least three occasions, but locals each time reconstructed it to its original specifications, salvaging as much as possible. |
Parking: The public parking lot has only 18 spaces. The only other parking is on the street in a residential area. |
If the parking lot is full, it is not safe to leave your car unattended on the residential streets. You car will probably be vandalized at the least, and if you own a nice auto, it will probably be stolen. You must remember that this is really the poor side of town, and a relatively new car may be the equivalent to a year's salary for some of the locals. |
The rules: If you're not an experienced surfer, use extreme caution when entering or exiting the water. Jumping from cliffs or other heights higher than 5 feet into the Pacific Ocean is prohibited. |
If you're not an experienced surfer, why in the hell are you even attempting to surf WindanSea? You won't catch any waves, you'll be dangerous in the water, and you might get hurt. |
Alcohol is permitted on the beach from noon to 8 p.m., but it is prohibited at all times in parking lots, adjacent walkways and grassy parks adjacent to the beach. |
Wanna know how to become an instant local?
Just bring a case of beer (at least) and a bag of Mary-Jane! You don't need to seek out the locals - they'll find you! Also, You're gonna have one heck of a time finding a grassy park adjacent to WindanSea. Unless, of course, you wanna sit in someone's front yard. That just might cause you a bit of a problem - lotta poverty there! |
The crowd: The serious surfers who just about owned this spot during the sixties were the subject of Tom Wolfe's "The Pumphouse Gang," written in 1968. |
Tom Wolfe - what an effing homo. - JUST KIDDING -
Wolfe was kicked out of the parking lot at WindanSea by the real locals - That re-routing took about 5 minutes -
Wolfey was banished to the pumphouse, 200 yards south of the WindanSea lot. He (Wolfe) characterized the Pumphouse Rat Gang as WindanSea locals. - What a joke -
That's like saying if you watch a movie, you're a movie star. |
These days, things have calmed down a bit, although some present-day boarders would prefer you know how to surf before you try Windansea's break. |
SOME present-day boarders?
How 'bout ALL WindanSea locals would prefer you not to even surf here, regardless of your skill level! |
And don't be alarmed - due to the seclusion of the sandstone cliffs, an occasional topless sunbather may be present. |
Wow - I'm so sure that an occasional topless sunbather (female, I assume) would alarm me! The only topless sunbathers that I've seen in 50 years of perving WindanSea, other than the local males, are those way cute guys from Brazil - now that's alarming! JUST KIDDING!
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Picnics Due to offshore winds, this is not the ideal beach for a picnic. |
The prevailing ONSHORE winds at WindanSea ruin the picnic - ing. The same wind also ruins the surfing! It's always onshore and crappy here! - STAY HOME -
Go somewhere else! |
Facilities Lifeguards are present only during summer months. There are no restroom facilities. |
If you haven't figgered it out by now, get this:
WindanSea is NOT a family beach, period. The locals are always hostile, and the water is usually polluted. The wind blows onshore all of the time, the waves suck. The Shack looks worse than a Tom Sawyer Tree House - go to Disneyland -
You'll have more fun. There is NO parking here, and your car will be at risk on all of the side streets. Drug and alcohol use / abuse is rampant in the WindanSea Parking Lot, as well as on the beach. You and your family will not be safe here. STAY HOME!
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