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Points of Bible Doctrine 2



Philippians 4:11 (KJV)

Some of us are tall, dark and handsome! Some of us a short, dark and ugly! Some are black, white, red, and in between! Some are born to be rich, poor, in between! Some are born to be healthy, some with poor health, blind, deformed, etc! WE ARE WHAT GOD PLANNED FOR US TO BE! God is in control, not mankind! Now, do you get my point? Be content with such things as you have (Heb. 13:5). But, God planned my nature not to be content. I sure as hell am not content with my life situation, but I am where I am suppose to be so that another person can have a better life, or a worse life than I.



I believe that God has provided for that kind of relationship! It does not mean that they will always be of one accord in the Word of God. Heck, if that should happen, mankind would upset the Plan of God. Now, some denominations preach and teach that they can reach the world for Christ!? Of course, that is an impossible task. It cannot be done. It is not in God's plan to do so.



1. Choose your partner, carefully!

2. If you are a Christian, marry a Christian!

3. Determine who your compatible mate is, through the Zodiac (NOTE: If your zodiac ELEMENT is Fire, marry a Fire Element; next a Wind element; AVOID THE water element).

4. Marry up, that is, marry someone who has something to offer you! Do not marry down!

5. If you are right-handed, marry right-handed; vv!



A best man's speech should be like a mini-skirt: short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials.

A classified ad which read "Wife Wanted" received hundreds of responses, all from men saying "You can have mine."

A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present.

A husband expects his wife to be perfect... and to understand why he's not.

A husband is living proof that a wife can take a bad joke.

A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine."

A man needs a mistress, just to break the monogamy.

A perfect wife is one who helps the husband with the dishes.

A son asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son. I'm still paying for it."

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

A toast to the newlyweds: May your only ups and downs be between the sheets

. A wedding ring is like a tourniquet; it cuts off your circulation.

A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." The friend asked, "And what was he before you married him?" The woman replied, "A multi-millionaire."

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy.

As she hears the wedding march, three things are foremost in a bride's mind: aisle, altar, hymn. [I'll alter him!]

Bachelor: A guy who believes in life, liberty, and the happiness of pursuit.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.

Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.

Confucius say man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink.

Seventy-three percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.

I had some words with my wife and she had some paragraphs with me.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married... and then it was too late.

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like plain old toxic waste.

I was engaged myself once, to a contortionist. But she broke it off. Haha!!

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay full attention to what you have to say, talk in your sleep.

If your mother-in-law and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?

In marriage, the bride gets a shower; but for the groom, it's curtains!

It doesn't matter how often a husband changes his job; he still ends up with the same old boss.

It's a give-and-take marriage. He gives and she always takes.

Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away on business first.

Man is incomplete until he is married. After that he is completely finished.

Man: Rules the roost. Woman: Rules the rooster.

Marriage is a great institution; but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Marriage is an institution in which the man loses his Bachelor's degree and the woman gets her Master's.

Marriage is really grand... and divorce is at least 10 grand.

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!).

Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.

Marriage is the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. So go figure!!

Marry not a tennis player, for love means nothing to them.

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

My wife ran off with my best friend last week. Gosh, I miss him so much!

My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have HER way.

My wife's cooking is so bad that we pray after we eat.

She offered her honor, he honored her offer, and all night he was on her and off her.

Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

Some mornings I wake up grouchy... and some mornings I just let her sleep.

Thanks preacher for allowing me to have 16 wives: 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better, 4 worse!

The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he'll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.

The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.

The three stages of sex in marriage: tri-weekly; try-weekly; try-weakly

They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

Why did the polygamist cross the aisle? To get to the other bride.

Wife says, "Honey, I've had enough of worse; let's try better for a while!" ~Anonymous~



Will God not let me see? Behold, I can see, but I am blind. Will God not lift the scales off mine eyes that I may see the Truth? I am glad that God has lifted the scales off mine eyes that, at least, I can see some of the Truth! W Griffin June 04, 2000.



God is no Respecter of Persons (does not show partiality) (2 Chr.. 19:7; Rom. 2:11; Eph. 6:9; Col. 3:25).



It is nice to know that "once I am saved, I am always saved". Sounds so simple that many believers do not accept it!. The Russellites, (or, is it Campbellites?) founded by a former Baptist, try and do place a burden on their believers by adding "works" to salvation. "...not of works, lest any man boast...." The simplest verse: John 3:16 - For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son that whosoever would believe in Him shall have eternal life. If one has John 3:16 understood, then all else that man places on you is nonsense. Mankind likes to place a burden on you so that they can control you!



God said that only a few will inherit His Kingdom. Is this a play on predestination? Look at my brief comments about Calvinism, below.



Here are some Bible trivia, concerning the Crucifixion, Resurrection as I see it and as it relates to each other.

1. Ex 12:3-18 2. Mt. 12:40; 27:62-63; 28:1-6 3. Mark 8:31; 16:9 4. Num. 9:2-5; 28:16-18 5. Lev. 23:3-8;24-27;32;34-35 6. Duet 16:1 7. Ezek. 45:21

These are some of the references, but not all inclusive.

Remember, most Churches (?), teach the Crucifixion (yes, some call it the crucifiction) to be on Friday. Should Maudy Thursday, really be Maudy Tuesday? But, when you study the Passover, in connection with the Jewish Law, then it has to be Wednesday. So what, it is not going to change a thing! As you study the Scripture, you will see more, and understand better. As the Scripture points out, He would have died at 3pm (9th hour), and according to Jewish Law, had to be off the Cross before sundown. The evening and the morning were the first day. In the Tomb three nights and three days. Resurrection occurred sometimes after 6pm Saturday. (How about midnight, to satisfy both sides?)


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