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Philippians 4:13 --- I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. (I have these words here, but, have never had a handle on what they mean!)

BUT, the following seems to be the problem:

The road to success is not straight.
There is a curve called Failure,
a loop called Confusion,
speed bumps called Friends,
red lights called Enemies,
caution lights called Family.
You will have flats called Jobs.
But, if you have a spare called Determination,
an engine called Perseverance,
insurance called Faith,
a driver called Jesus,
you will make it to a place called Success.
Pass this on to your family and friends!



Always Say A Prayer.

But, wait, always get in sync with God, before you go to Him, via Jesus Christ, His Son, by confessing your sins to God, then you have a free, and open line to God, The Father.



What do you know about Noah's (God's) ARK?
A (act of) R (random) K (kindness)
Did you catch the movie "Evan Almighty" depicting the story of the Ark, and how things are with the United States Congress, and, of course, the current state of disbelief?



1. Know God, the Father,

2. Know Jesus Christ, the Son, as Your Personal Saviour,

3. Learn all you can about Bible Doctrine,

I must say, the places to learn Bible Doctrine are far and few between!

4. Learn all you can about Astrology (no, not the daily, weekly stuff)just know your zodiac sign and your four compatible signs,

5. Learn all you can about Numerology.

Of course, all of these are covered in The KJV Bible!


Pray Until Something Happens
(You must change, GOD does not react to what you ask! HE tied HIS OWN HANDS! Umm, lotsa Doctrine in this!)
(BUT , remember, watch what you Pray for, the Golden Rule might not be for me or others!)
When YOU go into the prayer mode, you trigger the chemicals in your body, and mind which causes the change!


Christian One Liners

1. Don't let your worries get the best of you; Remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

2. Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited Until you try to sit in their pews.

3. Many folks want to serve God, But only as advisers.

4. It is easier to preach ten sermons Than it is to live one.

5. The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, But mosquitoes come close.

6, When you get to your wit's end, You'll find God lives there.

7. People are funny; they want the front of the bus, Middle of the road, And back of the church. (I must add for the benefit of those who call themselves the church of Christ, would call it the 'building.')

8. Opportunity may knock once, But temptation bangs on the front door forever.

9. Quit griping about your church; If it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

10. If a church wants a better pastor, It only needs to pray for the one it has.

11. We're called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.

12. God Himself doesn't propose to judge a man until He is dead. So why should you?

13. Some minds are like concrete Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

14. Peace starts with a smile.

15. I don't know why some people change churches; What difference does it make which one you stay home from?

16. Be ye fishers of men. You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em.

17. Stop, Drop, and Roll won't work in Hell.

18. Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

19. Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

20. Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

21. Forbidden fruits create many jams.

22. God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

23. God grades on the cross, not the curve.

24. God loves everyone, But probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts!' God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

25. He who angers you, controls you! If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!

26. Prayer: Don't give God instructions, just report for duty!

27. The task ahead of us is never as Great as the Power behind us.

28. The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

29. We don't change the message, The message changes us.

30. You can tell how big a person is By what it takes to discourage him/her.

31. The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.

32. this blessed you in a profound way today, Share it with a few friends to bless them! I bet someone else will LOVE it too.

33. There is no greater treasure than a good friend!


"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don't have that problem. "If we ever forget that we're One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under." -- Ronald Reagan





Why has God blinded so many in the Near East, Middle East and Far East, so that they cannot see the Truth? Seems like when you leave England, (but there are so many non-Christians located there) and go east, seems they become more blind! Iz just know you know the rest of the story?



God created Woman to be natural born teachers of children! Why are we having so many problems with discipline in the home, in the schools, on the street? From birth up to age of accountability, woman is Queen? At that point, the Man of the house (if there is one) is suppose to take charge (this is within the Order of the Creation of God). Which came first, the chicken or the egg? God created Man, then Woman. Through the chain of events (natural order) created by God, Woman is never to be over or in charge of Man! So, the breakdown of discipline in the home, school and street lies in the fault of man/woman not following the principles set forth by God. When a child reaches the age of accountability (about age 12), the sternness of a man (but we have so many mouses/wimps) is suppose to take over. So we can naturally understand that beginning in the sixth grade of school and throughout higher schools of learning, there should be a MAN doing the teaching.


Funny You Should Ask!

A Jewish businessman in Chicago sent his son to Israel for a year to absorb the culture. When the son returned, he said - "Papa, I had a great time in Israel. By the way, I converted to Christianity." "Oy vey," said the father, "what have I done!" He took his problem to his best friend. "Ike," he said, "I sent my son to Israel, and he came home a Christian. What can I do?" "Funny you should ask," said Ike. "I, too, sent my son to Israel, and he also came home a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the Rabbi." They explained their problem to the rabbi. "Funny you should ask," said the Rabbi. "I, too, sent my son to Israel, and he also came home a Christian.
What is happening to our young people?"
Then they prayed, telling God about their sons, and asked Him what they should do. As they finished their prayers, a voice came booming from the heavens: "Funny you should ask," said the voice. "I, too, sent my son to Israel ......!



1. Babylon,
2. Media-Persia,
3. Greece,
4. Rome (Phase 1), (so, this thinking leads me to believe that the United States must bow down to the European Union, in the near future, so that Phase 2 can come into play), and
5. Rome Phase 2. (following the Rapture of the Church)



1. The garden of Eden was in Iraq.

2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization!

3. Noah built the ark in Iraq.

4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq.

5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq!

6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq.

7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq.

8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq.

9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the TWELVE tribes of Israel.

10. Amos cried out in Iraq!

11. Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem.

12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq!

13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the fiery furnace!)

14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the "writing on the wall" in Iraq.

15. Nebuchadnezzar, King of Babylon, carried the Jews captive into Iraq.

16. Ezekiel preached in Iraq.

17. The wise men were from Iraq.

18. Peter preached in Iraq.

19. The "Empire of Man" described in Revelation is called Babylon, which was a city in Iraq!

And you have probably seen this one. Israel is the nation most often mentioned in the Bible. But do you know which nation is second? It is Iraq! However, that is not the name that is used in the Bible. The names used in the Bible are Babylon, Land of Shinar, and Mesopotamia. The word Mesopotamia means between the two rivers, more exactly between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers. The name Iraq, means country with deep roots. Indeed Iraq is a country with deep roots and is a very significant country in the Bible.

No other nation, except Israel, has more history and prophecy associated it than Iraq.



It is the year 2011 and Noah lives in the United States.
God speaks to Noah and says: "In one year I am going to make it rain and cover the whole earth with water until all is destroyed. But I want you to save the righteous people and two of every kind of living thing on the earth. Therefore, I am commanding you to build an Ark."

In a flash of lightning, God delivered the specifications for an Ark. Fearful and trembling, Noah took the plans and agreed to build the Ark. "Remember," said the God, "You must complete the Ark and bring everything aboard in one year."

Exactly one year later, a fierce storm cloud covered the earth and all the seas of the earth went into a tumult.
God saw Noah sitting in his front yard weeping. "Noah," He shouted, "Where is the Ark?"

"Lord please forgive me!" cried Noah. "I did my best but there were big problems. First, I had to get a permit for construction and your plans did not comply with the codes. I had to hire an Architectural and Engineering firm and redraw the plans. Then I got into a fight with OSHA over whether or not the Ark needed a fire sprinkler system and floatation devices. Then my neighbor objected, claiming I was violating zoning ordinances by building the Ark in my front yard, so I had to get a variance from the city planning commission. I had problems getting enough wood for the Ark, because there was a ban on cutting trees to protect the Spotted Owl. I finally convinced the US Forest Service that I needed the wood to save the owls. However, the Fish and Wildlife Service won't let me catch any owls. So, no owls. The carpenters formed a union and went out on strike. I had to negotiate a settlement with the National Labor Union. Now I have 16 carpenters on the Ark, but still no owls. When I started rounding up the other animals, I got sued by an animal rights group. They objected to me only taking two of each kind aboard. Just when I got the suit dismissed, the EPA notified me that I could not complete the Ark without filing an environmental impact statement on your proposed flood. They didn't take very kindly to the idea that they had no jurisdiction over the conduct of the Creator of the universe. Then the Army Corps of Engineers demanded a map of the proposed new flood plain. I sent them a globe. Right now, I am trying to resolve a complaint filed with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission that I am practicing discrimination by not taking godless, unbelieving people aboard! The IRS has seized all my assets, claiming that I'm building the Ark in preparation to flee the country to avoid paying taxes. I just got a notice from the State that I owe some kind of user tax and failed to register the Ark as a "recreational water craft." Finally the ACLU got the courts to issue an injunction against further construction of the Ark, saying that since God is flooding the earth, it is a religious event and therefore unconstitutional. I really don't think I can finish the Ark for another 5 or 6 years!" Noah wailed.

The sky began to clear, the sun began to shine and the seas began to calm. A rainbow arched across the sky.

Noah looked up hopefully. "You mean you are not going to destroy the earth, Lord?"

"No," said the Lord sadly. "The government already has."



In the Beginning, God Planned for the TWO NATURES of mankind; the God-like (positive) and the Old Sin Nature (negative)! Ironically, He, God planned both at the same time, just that He reveals the steps in two for the benefit of mankind's understanding. Therefore, we will say He created the 'negative' (Angels, out of which came Lucifer) then the 'positive' (mankind).

He, God, created MAN and placed him in The Garden; then He created WOMAN, out of MAN, and gave her to MAN as a helpmate (Eve, the Helpmate, decided she wanted to be a Woman, as a result, she became an Underminder). Next, God implemented the negative nature of mankind, by telling MAN and WOMAN not to eat of the "fruit." As you know, when you tell a child not to do something, the OSN of the child is going to try it! So, God knowing the two natures of mankind, told them not to eat of the fruit! Now, the story really gets a boost, when God told Moses to write The Ten Commandments onto stone tablets; knowing full-well that mankind was going to try each of the them!

Which of the two natures in you are you feeding the most? If you are a Believer in that Jesus Christ is your Personal Saviour, then the two natures of you are at war; each trying to control you!

OK, we do not want to leave you dangling with this one, so, let me assure you that God has provided a way out of this situation; He created a Way through His Son, Jesus Christ, to cover your sins!

Just how much are you going to sin? God knows, but, you don't!

IMPORTANT NOTE: I could say, if only God had provided that once I believed in His Son, Jesus Christ, that the OSN would have been removed from my physical being, therefore, I would not sin any more! However, if God had made that provision, then the believer (male) would not be able to pass the OSN on to his children! There is a lot of Doctrine in these two sentences.


1 Corinthians 15:55
Even in Death, God has the Believer covered!
Just that most Believers do not understand!
We call it "scales over the eyes", therefore cannot see the truth!
Or, we have just never been taught the reality of!


(Prayer, Doctor M.O.M. in action!)

A man was sleeping one night in his cabin when suddenly his room filled with light, and God appeared. The Lord told the man he had work for him to do, and showed him a large rock in front of his cabin. The Lord explained that the man was to push against the rock with all his might. So, this the man did, day after day. For many years he toiled from sunup to sundown, his shoulders set squarely against the cold, massive surface of the unmoving rock, pushing with all of his might. Each night the man returned to his cabin sore and worn out, feeling that his whole day had been spent in vain.

Since the man was showing discouragement, the Adversary (Satan) decided to enter the picture by placing thoughts into the weary mind: "You have been pushing against that rock for a long time and it hasn't moved " Thus, he gave the man the impression that the task was impossible and that he was a failure. These thoughts discouraged and disheartened the man. Satan said, "Why kill yourself over this? Just put in your time, giving just the minimum effort; and that will be good enough." That's what the weary man planned to do, but decided to make it a matter of prayer and to take his troubled thoughts to the Lord. "Lord," he said, "I have labored long and hard in your service, putting all my strength to do that which you have asked. Yet, after all this time, I have not even budged that rock by half a millimeter. What is wrong? Why am I failing?"

The Lord responded compassionately, "My friend, when I asked you to serve Me and you accepted, I told you that your task was to push against the rock with all of your strength, which you have done. Never once did I mention to you that I expected you to move it. Your task was to push. And now you come to Me with your strength spent, thinking that you have failed. But, is that really so? Look at yourself.

Your arms are strong and muscled, your back smooth and brown; your hands are callused from constant pressure, your legs have become massive and hard. Through opposition you have grown much, and your abilities now surpass that which you used to have. True, you haven't moved the rock. But your calling was to be obedient and to push and to exercise your faith and trust in My wisdom. That you have done. Now, I, my friend, will move the rock."

At times, when we hear a word from God, we tend to use our own intellect to decipher what He wants, when actually what God wants is just simple obedience and faith in Him. By all means, exercise the faith that moves mountains, but know that it is still God who moves the mountains.

When everything seems to go wrong, just P.U.S.H.!

When the job gets you down, just P.U.S.H.!

When people don't do as you think they should, just P.U.S.H.!

When you can't find the right work, just P.U.S.H.!

When your money is "gone" and the bills are due, just P.U.S.H!

When people just don't understand you, just P.U.S.H.!

P= Pray
U= Until
S= Something
H= Happens


People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.

"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.

"Don't you realize I can kill with a word?" asked Satan.

"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.

Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying, agony for all eternity?" persisted Satan.

"Yep," was the calm reply.

"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.

"Nope," said the old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 44 years."



A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your Rose Buds show!" and out she goes. The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate... The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rose buds, then I can display my Hanging Baskets."

Happy Gardening.


(Or, Calling On God, Not Believing)

A man was up on the roof replacing shingles. He started to slide down the roof and hollered "catch me Lord, catch me please God". His pants hung on a nail and stopped him from sliding off. He says "never mind now, I got hung on a damned nail".


{ "If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it."}
{If we could just get a handle on this understanding, we would be OK!}

A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar.

He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something.

As his car passed, no children appeared. Instead, a brick smashed into the Jag's side door!

He slammed on the brakes and backed the Jag back to the spot where the brick had been thrown.

The angry driver then jumped out of the car, grabbed the nearest kid and pushed him up against a parked car shouting,

"What was that all about and who are you? Just what the heck are you doing?

That's a new car and that brick you threw is going to cost a lot of money. Why did you do it?"

The young boy was apologetic. "Please, mister..please, I'm sorry but I didn't know what else to do," He pleaded.

"I threw the brick because no one else would stop..." With tears dripping down his face he pointed to a spot just around a parked car.

"It's my brother," he said. "He rolled off the curb and fell out of his wheelchair and I can't lift him up."

Now sobbing, the boy asked the stunned executive, "Would you please help me get him back into his wheelchair? He's hurt and he's too heavy for me."

Moved beyond words, the driver tried to swallow the rapidly swelling lump in his throat.

He hurriedly lifted the handicapped boy back into the wheelchair, then took out a linen handkerchief and dabbed at the fresh scrapes and cuts.

A quick look told him everything was going to be okay.. "Thank you and may God bless you," the grateful child told the stranger.

Too shook up for words, the man simply watched the boy push his wheelchair-bound brother down the sidewalk toward their home.

It was a long, slow walk back to the Jaguar. The damage was very noticeable, but the driver never bothered to repair the dented side door.

He did not repair the dent to remind him of this message "Don't go through life so fast that someone has to throw a brick at you to get your attention!"

God whispers in our souls and speaks to our hearts. Sometimes when we don't have time to listen, He has to throw a brick at us. It's our choice to listen or not.



If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.

If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it.

He sends you flowers every spring.

He sends you a sunrise every morning.

Face it, friend - He is crazy about you!


(A little humor from a good source.)

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
German Shepherds.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
Pharaoh's daughter.
She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
He brought the house down.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses because he broke all Ten Commandments at once.

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible?
David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
Joshua, son of Nun.

Q Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck.


Friends are God's way of taking care of us....


KEEP YOUR FORK - the best is yet to come!

There was a young woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live. So, as she was getting her things "in order," she contacted her Minister and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final wishes. She told him which songs she wanted sung at the service, what scriptures she would like read, and what outfit she wanted to be buried in.

Everything was in order, and the Minister was preparing to leave, when the young woman suddenly remembered something very important to her. "There's one more thing," she said excitedly. "What's that?" came the Minister's reply. "This is very important," the young woman continued. "I want to be buried with a fork in my right hand."

The Minister stood looking at the young woman, not knowing quite what to say.

"That surprises you, doesn't it?" the young woman asked.

"Well, to be honest, I'm puzzled by the request," said the Minister.

The young woman explained. "My grandmother once told me this story, and from there on out, I have always done so. I have also always tried to pass along its message to those I love and those who are in need of encouragement. In all my years of attending church socials and potluck dinners, I always remember that when the dishes of the main course were being cleared, someone would inevitably lean over and say, 'Keep your fork.' It was my favorite part because I knew that something better was velvety chocolate cake or deep-dish apple pie; something wonderful, and with substance!"

"So, I just want people to see me there in that casket with a fork in my hand, and I want them to wonder 'What's with the fork?' Then, I want you to tell them: 'Keep your fork - the best is yet to come.'"

The Minister's eyes welled up with tears of joy as he hugged the young woman goodbye. He knew this would be one of the last times he would see her before her death. But he also knew that the young woman had a better grasp of heaven than he did. She had a better grasp of what heaven would be like than many people twice her age, with twice as much experience and knowledge. She KNEW that something better was coming.

At the funeral, people were walking by the young woman's casket and they saw the pretty dress she was wearing and the fork placed in her right hand. Over and over, the Minister heard the question "What's with the fork?"

And over and over he smiled.

During his message, the Minister told the people of the conversation he had with the young woman shortly before she died. He also told them about the fork and about what it symbolized to her.

The Minister told the people how he could not stop thinking about the fork and told them that they probably would not be able to stop thinking about it either.

He was right.

So, the next time you reach down for your fork; let it remind you ever so gently, that the best is yet to come. Friends are a very rare jewel, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you to succeed. They lend an ear, they share a word of praise, and they always want to open their hearts to us.

Cherish the time you have, and the memories you share... being friends with someone is not an opportunity but a sweet responsibility.

Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND,
and keep your fork.



Do you know Sarah?

My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long.

When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Buster's Bar.

I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself against the wall.

I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my ! fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.

He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah and I am but three, tonight my daddy murdered me.~Anonymous~

There are thousands of kids out there just like Sarah. You can help! Just pass this site to another, if you are AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!!



Scroll down to my Marriage page, to find out about marriage.



Just a point of knowledge, you cannot learn with your MOUSE (Mouth) open!



Moses represents the dead in Christ, at the Rapture.

Enoch represents the living in Christ, at the Rapture.

And Enoch walked with God: and he was not; for God took him. Genesis 5:24

By faith Enoch was translated that he should not see death; and was not found, because God had translated him: for before his translation he had this testimony, that he pleased God. Hebrews 11:5

Elijah represents the 144,000 Jews, in the Tribulation.



THREE THINGS IN LIFE that, once gone, never come back -

Time, Words & Opportunity

THREE THINGS IN LIFE that may never be lost -

Peace, Hope & Honesty.

THREE THINGS IN LIFE that are most valuable -

Love, Self-confidence & Friends

THREE THINGS IN LIFE that are never certain -

Dreams, Success & Fortune

THREE THINGS IN LIFE that make a man -

Lady in His house, Sincerity & Commitment

THREE THINGS IN LIFE that can destroy a man -

Wine, Pride & Anger

THREE THINGS IN LIFE that are truly constant -

Father, Son and Holy Spirit

I ask the Lord to bless you, as I pray for you today;

to guide you and protect you, as you go along your way.

His love is always with you, His promises are true.

And when you give Him all your cares, you know He'll see you through.

Pass this along to People you want God to Bless.



An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. He said to himself: What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!"

As he was walking along side the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.

He turned to look. He saw a 7 foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

The Atheist cried out: "Oh, my God!..."

Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a booming voice came out of the sky:

"You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?" The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?"

"Very well," said the voice. The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed.

The bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together and bowed his head and spoke:

"Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord,




Grab hold of some Bible Doctrine and, also, study your zodiac compability signs. When you study Bible Doctrine (I must say that it is hard to find where it is taught), you can learn about God, Jesus Christ, and yourself. Study your zodiac sign and learn about yourself and who your compatible partner shoud be. MOST IMPORTANT, share these with your parents, siblings, and children; not to mention others!

Fire, Earth, Air, and Water
Learn about the Elements and Understand Yourself.
The FIRE Element: (ARIES March 21-April 19, LEO July 23-August 22, SAGITTARIUS November 22-December 21).
The AIR Element: (GEMINI, May 21-June 21, LIBRA, September 23-October 22, AQUARIUS, January 20-February 18).
The WATER Element: (CANCER, June 22-July 22, SCORPIO, October 23-November 21, PISCES February 19-March 20).
The EARTH Element: (TAURUS, April 20-May 20, VIRGO, August 23-September 22, CAPRICORN December 22-January 19).



LET ME SAY UPFRONT, I do not go for the daily newspaper columns about horoscopes, but, I am now a firm believer in the zodialogical signs as pertains to choosing ones partner and relationships. Oh, why was I not taught astrology and the Bible (Bible Doctrine), as required subjects in school and college? The reason: mine and your protection! A very limited number of teachers know much about the Bible, much less knowing anything about Bible Doctrine! I sure wish I had known more than 50 years ago what I know and understand, today about these two very important items that relate to our everyday life. NOTE: I am a firm believer that a child should be taught by a MAN when he/she reaches the age of accountability (Bible based age of 12)!




Example: Aries is most compatible with LEO then Sag. then Aquarius then Gemini.

Extracted from Book: Love Planets by M. J. Abadie and Claudia Bader 1990.



Aries (March 21-April 19) (Element of FIRE) You are enthusiastic, alert, outspoken, ambitious, strong-willed, creative, and compassionate. A career in television or radio, advertising or architecture would suit your ambitious and creative nature. Because you are a strong, natural leader, the military or law enforcement would also serve you well. Most compatible with LEO/SAGITTARIUS/AQUARIUS/GEMINI.

(I was born under the sign of Aries! I have learned late in life that I should be careful with any relationship with the Aquarius female. Guys, stick with the Leo or Sagittarius for the best compatible relationship. The Leo likes money, and she likes to hold onto it! The Sagittarius likes the one-night-stand!)

Taurus (April 20-May 20) (Element of EARTH) A Taurus is practical, methodical, determined, patient, honest, dependable. a good team player, pouty. They do not listen very well, so most likely do not learn as much.
They do not know how to Listen and Learn!
You should obtain a copy the Plaque which reads: "Lord, please put your arm around my shoulder, and your hand over my Mouth," so that I may Learn to Listen and Learn.
Look to the fields of banking, accounting and scientific research for your perfect job. Most compatible with VIRGO/CAPRICORN/CANCER/PISCES.

Gemini (May 21-June 21) (Element of AIR) You are very optimistic, inquisitive, intelligent and full of energy. You need a vocation that keeps your interest piqued and keeps you going, such as a travel guide, nature explorer or a sales position where travel is required. Most compatible with LIBRA/AQUARIUS/LEO/ARIES.

Cancer (June 22-July 22) (Element of WATER) Cancers are imaginative, dramatic, philosophical, nurturing, protective, likes to give 3rd degree to solicit information. They will ask you a question, but will not wait and Listen for the answer, so most likely you will be asked the question, again. You're best at dispensing advice, so consider law, psychology, teaching, nursing or social work for your life's vocation. Most compatible with SCORPIO/PISCES/VIRGO/TAURUS.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) (Element of FIRE) You are spontaneous, gregarious, independent and born to lead, with a true lust for power. The Leo loves money, and likes to hold onto it! These magnetic qualities make Leos good CEOs, managers, editors and perfect for government positions. Most compatible with SAGITTARIUS/ARIES/LIBRA/GEMINI.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) (Element of EARTH) You are precise, witty, cheerful, perfectionist, detail-oriented, hard-working and neat, with a knack for languages -- all describe you. Technician, statistician, medical researcher, investigator, or translator, are perfect career options for Virgos. Most compatible with CAPRICORN/TAURUS/SCORPIO/CANCER. The Virgo female should seek the male Capricorn as mate.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)(Element of AIR) Libras are very diplomatic, charming, sociable, easy-going, cooperative, talkative, and like to switch to opposing views. Your sense of cooperation and ability to engineer a compromise mean you would do well in the United Nations or as a lawyer, mediator, negotiator or administrator. Most compatible AQUARIUS/GEMINI/LEO/SAGITTAURS.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) (Element of WATER) You are penetratingly intuitive, intelligent, analytical, hard working, motivated and resourceful. Because you like to solve mysteries, consider espionage, police investigation, law, physics, research and writing. Most compatible with PISCES/CANCER/VIRGO/CAPRICORN.

Sagittarius (Nov. 11-Dec. 21) (Element of FIRE) Sagittarians have a positive attitude, boundless energy, love of travel, a strong spiritual side, and love those one-night stands. A sales position would be ideal, as would public relations, social administration or theology. Most compatible with ARIES/LEO/AQUARIUS/LIBRA.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) (Element of EARTH) You are rock-solid, dependable, responsible, highly organized, goal-oriented, logical and clever. You thrive in positions of power or any vocation where math or money is involved. Consider an IT position because you love software and computers. You are also well-suited for being a doctor, accountant or lawyer. The Capricon female should seek the dominate Taurus, or Virgo male, for the best relationship. Most compatible with TAURUS/VIRGO/PISCES/SCORPIO.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) (Element of AIR)(Element of AIR)Intelligent, original, progressive, humanitarian and visionary are all qualities that describe Aquarians. Choose a job in astronomy, natural history, aviation, photography, poetry, character acting or music. The Aquarius female should learn how to control the sensitive, and pouty nature! Most compatible with GEMINI/LIBRA/SAGITTARUS/ARIES.

Pisces ( Feb. 19-March 20) (Element of WATER) Pisces are generous, friendly, sensitive, popular, artistic, versatile, compassionate and spiritual. You will do well in any of the arts: drama, literature, painting, music, but your compassion also makes you well-suited for philanthropy and judicial positions. Most compatible with CANCER/SCORPIO/TAURUS/VIRGO.



1. Marriage changes passion.
2. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it, so, I said 'Implants?' She hit me.
4. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America?
5. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
6. I signed up for an exercise class, and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
7. When I was young, we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'
8. Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
9. Wouldn't it be nice, if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete,' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!
10. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
11. Wouldn't you know it...Brain cells come, and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
12. Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
13. Bumper sticker of the year: 'If you can read this, thank a teacher, and, since it's in English, thank a soldier' AMEN!, BRAVO!



A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, got up made her a nice bigbowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, every thing there was. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a bigsmile and lovingly asked, "Well, Dear, what was it like being six again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "You idiot, I meant my dress size!"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.



Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better at using the computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test which will take two hours and it will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They did spreadsheets.

They wrote reports.

They sent faxes.

They sent e-mails.

They sent out e-mails with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did some genealogy reports.

They made cards.

They did every known job.

But, ten minutes before the time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured, and of course, the electricity went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known.

Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers.

Satan started searching frantically screaming, "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files from the past two hours.

Satan observed this and became even more irate.

"Wait! He cheated! How did he do it??!!"

(You'll love the punch line....)

God shrugged and said,




A is for always thinking of others!
N is for numerous kinds of acts!
G is for going above and beyond!
E is for endless devotion!
L is for how much you are loved!


QUESTION: Which Heart?

NOW, HEAR THIS: Is it the one in your chest or is it the one in the Right Lobe of Your Soul?

I have noticed that ALL the Preachers refer to the one in your chest, when they say: "... ask Jesus to come into your heart...." Now, I believe it to be the one in the right lobe of your soul! Don't fret, Jesus knows the right one, and that is all that counts! (grin)
Now, turn to my other pages and bring to bear what I have to say about the
"heart,"and which heart!

I would be happy to read your email, maybe even respond to it! Others might
like to know what you think.
REMEMBER, your soul and spirit is all that goes to Heaven!
So, why not take some Bible Doctrine with you to Heaven?
The heart in your chest goes back to the earth, at death!
Your Soul goes to Heaven to be with Jesus.
Your Spirit is escorted to God, The Father by the tattle-tale Spirit, to report on your life, while you were on this earth!


QUESTION: What does 1967 plus 51.4 mean to you? Ask me to give you the answer!



The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. ~~Anonymous



How is your life?

On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed.

On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed.

On the third day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed again.

On the forth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years."

Man said, "What? Only twenty years! Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back and the ten the monkey gave back and the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."

So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.~Anonymous~



Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!!

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat. Is the man of the house home, they asked. No, she said, he's out. Then we cannot come in, they replied.

In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened. Go tell them I am home and invite them in! The woman went out and invited the men in. We do not go into a house together, they replied. Why is that, she wanted to know. One of the old men explained; His name is Wealth, he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, he is Success, and I am Love. Then he added, now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home. The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. Invite Wealth to come in and fill our home with wealth! His wife disagreed. My dear, why don't we invite Success? Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love! Let us heed our daughter-in-law's advice, said the husband to his wife. Go out and invite Love to be our guest. The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest; Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: I only invited Love, Why are you coming in? The old men replied together: If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!!



Many stand in the Pulpit and say: "...get down on your knees and pray...." Why? What they really mean to say, but do not understand, is to tell the listener to confess your sins; then, you are in the right relationship with God to intercede with and receive an answer to your prayer. Now, I know you knew that?



Will God not let me see? Behold, I can see, but, yet, I am blind.
Will God not lift the scales off mine eyes that I may see the Truth?
W Griffin 1997



A lady walked into a drug store and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'd lose my license. They'd throw both of us in jail." The lady reached into her purse, pulled out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife, and handed it to the pharmacist. The pharmacist looked at the photo. "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."


TWO WOLVES (God, the Holy Spirit and the OSN)

An elder Cherokee Native American was teaching his grandchildren about life.
He said to them, "A fight is going on inside me... it is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves.

One wolf represents fear, anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt,
resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.

The other stands for joy, peace, love, hope, sharing, serenity, humility, kindness,
benevolence, friendship, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion, and faith.

This same fight is going on inside you, and inside every other person, too.
" They thought about it for a minute and then one child asked his grandfather, "Which wolf will win?"

The old Cherokee simply replied... "The one you feed."



They laughed and they laughed until they were floating in water! Why did God's creation laugh at Noah? First off, because God planned it that way. Secondly, it had never rained before and as we all know from our own life experiences, if we have never seen something before we tend to disbelieve it. It rained and it rained for forty days and forty nights! Where did all that water come from? Today, scientists are telling us that there was once much water on Mars. Why, because there are deep, dried up river basins on Mars? Oh yeah! Prove it! See what I mean?

Did you know that there has not been any new water placed on Earth, since the Flood? We have seen much floods, snow storms and the like, but that is only the recirculation of water to purify it for our consumption! Awe, come on now, you are joshing me! KEEP THIS IN MIND, when you see reports on Global Warming!



(NOW, let's get this straight, I am not Anti-Semitic, because I know what God says about His Chosen People (Jews)! The following is just PUN looking at reality)!

$$JINGLE ALL THE WAY (no, not the movie) TO THE BANK:$$

And God called the Leaders of His Chosen People unto Him, and He said: Lo, unto you, here is how you will be able to control the financial world:

1. Even though you will not believe in the Messiah you will be able to use the System to reap much financial benefits through the concept of Christmas presents, followed by birthdays, anniversaries, Easter Bunny, mother's day, father's day, valentine's day, groundhog day, etc.

2. You will be able to control all national media advertising through radio, television, newspapers, and publications,

3. You will control the Federal Reserve System,

4. You will control the IRS,

5. You will control, even, NASA,

6. Most of all, you will control sports and entertainment salaries through the advertising concept and pass-the-buck to the consumer,

7. You will even be able to control Wall Street,

8. You will play the major roles in all national media advertising, plus all major roles in soap operas, but you will have to share some of the minor roles with minorities, to satisfy the do-gooders, during time,

9. And it is no telling, today, what I will reveal tomorrow for you to use. But, remember, even though I have provided for my Chosen People these temporary things, it does not change things for my Chosen People in the long run.


Lift Up Those Holy Hands - I Tim. 2:8

What does it mean to lift up holy hands? It does not mean what you see when the "holirollers" lift up their hands in their church services when they are holding up their hands creating an emotion. It means, when you have confessed your known sins to God {not to man (bishop, cardinal, pope, priest)}, you are cleansed and are in the position to come before and address God, the Father. Confess your sin(s) - I John 1:9, and forget your sin(s) - Phill. 3:13, then they are isolated - Heb. 12:15



Did you ever wonder why Catholics were at one time required to eat fish on Friday? Seems, as the story goes, many years ago the Italian Fishing Industry was in much financial difficulty! The Pope, in office, at the time called the fishermen together and told them "if you will give financial support to 'The Church' I will decree that Catholic members eat fish on Friday." and, so it was, for many years! Can you remember when it stopped?



NOTE: This aint nothing new, BUT, it does drive home an IMPORTANT point of Doctrine! For all the scientists out there and for all the students who have a hard time convincing these people regarding the truth of the's something that shows God's awesome creation and shows that He is still in control.

Did you know that the space program is busy proving that what has been called a "myth" in the Bible is true? A consultant in the space program, relates the following development. "I think one of the most amazing things that God has for us today happened recently to our astronauts and space scientists at GreenBelt, Maryland. They were checking the position of the sun, moon, and planets out in space where they would be 100 years and 1000 years from now. We have to know this so we won't send a satellite, up and have it bump into something later on in its orbits. We have to lay out the orbits in terms of the life of the satellite, and where the planets will be so the whole thing will not bog down. They ran the computer measurement back and forth over the centuries and it came to a halt. The computer stopped and put up a red signal, which meant that there was something wrong either with the information fed into it or with the results as compared to the standards. They called in the service department to check it out and they said,"What's wrong?" Well, they found there is a day missing in space in elapsed time. They scratched their heads and tore their hair. There was no answer. Finally, a Christian man on the team said, "You know, one time I was in Sunday School and they talked about the sun standing still." While they didn't believe him, they didn't have an answer either, so they said, "Show us." He got a Bible and went back to the book of Joshua 10:8 where they found a pretty ridiculous statement for any one with "common sense." There they found the Lord saying to Joshua, "Fear them not, I have delivered them into thy hand; there shall not a man of them stand before thee."

Joshua was concerned because he was surrounded by the enemy and if darkness fell they would overpower them. So Joshua asked the Lord to make the sun stand still! That's right." The sun stood still and the moon stayed-and hasted not to go down about a whole day!" (Joshua 10:12-13) The astronauts and scientists said, "There is the missing day!" They checked the computers going back into the time it was written and found it was close but not close enough. The elapsed time that was missing back in Joshua's day was 23 hours and 20 minutes-not a whole day. They read the Bible and there it was "about (approximately) a day".

These little words in the Bible are important, but they were still in trouble because if you cannot account for 40 minutes you'll still be in trouble 1,000 years can be multiplied many times over in orbits. As the Christian, NASA employee thought about it, he remembered somewhere in the Bible where it said the sun went BACKWARDS. The scientists told him he was out of his mind, but they got out the BIBLE and read these words in 2 Kings 20:9-11 that told of the following story: Hezekiah, on his deathbed, was visited by the prophet Isaiah who told him that he was not going to die. Hezekiah asked for a sign as proof. Isaiah said "Do you want the sun to go ahead 10 degrees?" Hezekiah said "It is nothing for the sun to go ahead 10 degrees, but let the shadow return backward 10 degrees." Isaiah spoke to the Lord and the Lord brought the shadow ten degrees BACKWARD! Ten degrees is exactly 40 minutes! Twenty-three hours and 20 minutes in Joshua, plus 40 minutes in Second Kings make the missing day in the universe!"

Isn't it amazing?

Forward this to as many people who you believe would think this is equally as cool. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. God provided the knowledge to build the Space Program!



Over the years, we have heard and read that mankind has created this and that! Well, to tell you the truth, mankind has not created anything! Mankind has and continues to discover what God has laid out for mankind to find. And, to top it off, God reveals to mankind the method of development. Would you consider this irony? A very good example of what mankind claims credit for is that wonderful computer programming technology, that is enjoyed so much, today.

GOD'S PLAN is the SUPER, SUPER COMPUTER on which the computer as we know it is based!
Now, I just know you knew that?



Did you ever wonder why some Americans and others from the Western World try to impress themselves and others by eating with chopsticks, when visiting an Oriental Restaurant? The reason the Orientals eat with their hands or wooden sticks is because their governments took all metals for use in making weaponery to kill their own, or people in another country. Also, they sit on the floor, because of the same principle. I am glad you knew that. I, also, thought about how western mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks, so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?


WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE, between these three?

A Lady (Help-Mate)?

She makes a man a Man; in fact, she insists on it!

A Woman (Underminder)?

She underminds the man and makes him a Mouse!

A Female (ERA, NOW, type)?

The spread of each represent a perfect bell shaped curve! That is, 10% Lady, 80% Woman, and 10% Female



Woman, do you sponsor Mouses of the Houses in 80% of the male population?

Ladies, you sponsor about 10% of the male population, consisting of a Man! In fact, you make a man a Man; you insist on it!



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