HOW TO TELL YOU'RE A CHATAHOLIC
1. Instead of laughing at a joke you say LOL
2. On your e-mail address book you have more chat nicknames than actual names
3. When you meet new people in real life one of the first things you ask them is their age and sex
4. You dump your actual boyfriend for a guy you meet online
5. When people ask your name you give them your chat nickname instead of your real name
6. When you write you spell "you" as "u" "thanks" as "thanx", and so on
7. When you leave a room you say "brb"
8. Instead of waiting by the telephone you wait by the ICQ
9. You haven't noticed that pay phone charges have gone from 10 cents to 35 cents
10. When you finally log off it is Monday...You signed on Sunday afternoon
