People Of WalMart





Is that you Michael?



Trash Bag dresses are very popular, they come ten in a box.



Look what I found hiking in the Ozark Mountains.



Yes, I am the new greeter, "you want some candy little girl."



Is that a pet raccoon or possum on her back.



I'm shopping for my trip to the North Pole Psych Ward.



I get the feeling someone is breathing down my neck.





So we’ve got word that people are now breaking out of hospitals and psychiatric wards to go buy our book.



I warned Ronnie not to wear that shirt out of the house. Please, someone go provoke him.
I want to see him whack somebody upside the head with a two 2-liter bottle of Squirt!



Is it even legal to sell that shade of pink? I love the way Ms. Incense Berkowitz color coordinated her reusable shopping bag to match her shoes, purse, leggings,
shirt, jacket, earrings and necklace. If a bra had been necessary, do you think for one second it would have been any color other than SHRIEKING PINK??



For those times when you need fried okra and chicken strips so bad, that you just can't wait for the bleach to set.



I have infinite admiration for the sheer strength of good quality denim. Moreover, I will be eternally thankful if Honeysuckle's jeans wait until she reaches
the truck to explode. Seriously, they should consider using denim on the next NASA space shuttle.



I'm not sure what kinky Bathsheba Squeal plans to do with that pie filling, but there is just something about her that tells me she doesn't bake,
she doesn't watch Rachael Ray and she has no intention of using that pie filling in the kitchen.



Either that lady has a tail or Barney is stuck where the sun doesn't shine.



Someone else can try to figure out what she's doing, because I have to go wash my eyes out with bleach.



Toss in some cat food and Cooter is the loneliest guy in town!



Holy Golden Illusions of Grandeur, I gotta get me that outfit!!!!



This is perfectly understandable. Elena Kagan was just on her way to the Country Club when she remembered she need some coffee and a couple of yoga videos. Besides, she thought to herself, I'll just throw on these gray shorts and I'll be smokin’.



Mesmerized here at the Wal-mart Hiring Center , Pinetop thinks this is his lucky day because his mechanic called an hour ago and said, "I couldn't fix your brakes,
so I made your horn louder." Besides, all his redneck buddies told him he was a lock to get this job at Wal-mart, provided he can
remember not to smoke weed or drink beer during the job interview.



It's like a big pink garbage bag filled with creamed corn and door knobs.



On first glance, did it appear to anyone else that Gisella's dog is coming out her butt?



Aw yes, don't you just love the holiday season in Easley!! I hope Abe is buying some new shirts. Is it really necessary to say ANYTHING ELSE???



No way, Laquanda, absolutely not! That outfit does not at all make you look like a Hooker.



For my own sanity, I have to assume that Gussie Klothgrunt is shoplifting two pork roasts in her shirt.
Simply because there is no possible way that can be anything other that two pork roasts in her shirt. Can't be!



Is that a THONG Ollie Hopnoddle is wearing?? I can't look again or I'll go blind.



And men claim they can't meet classy women in stores? Go figure!



For some reason, I have to assume that no matter where Zebulon goes, “Dueling Banjos” suddenly starts playing from out of nowhere.



Packing this rear in camouflage shorts is like trying to hide an elephant behind a squirrel.



I am so embarrassed. Seriously, I have no idea how this photo of my son's 5th Grade history teacher and part-time Gun Care Instructor, Miss. Cinnamon Goodpicker, got mixed in with this roll of film.



Dear Mrs. Razzlebone-Karbofski, it was cute to dress your boys Festus and Cletus alike when they were two years old, but at 45? Well, not so much! ...
Suddenly, Festus says, "Hey, Cletus, I been thankin. If my truck could travel faster than the speed of light, would my headlights work?"



Britney Spears let herself go again.



Agerton? ........... Is that you? What do you expect me to say? That's exactly what he looks like from the rear. True, I've never seen Agerton in heels.
Still, if I told you there is a picture where purple hair is the least weird thing going on, would you believed me?
Honestly, is that a man or a woman or is Lester Flem back in the store?








Those purple shorts are HOT!!! I saw those same shorts one time on an elephant in a circus in Belarus . The house shoes make the outfit!



So, this is either a cross-dressing nautical Popeye enthusiast OR ….... well, fill in anything. It really doesn't matter, because nothing we say will make any sense.
Who lets these people out of the house un-championed?



Where exactly does one buy a short pink outfit like this to beef shop in?



Apparently, Lester Flem doesn't know whether he's homosexual, heterosexual, bisexual, pansexual, polysexual, or asexual.
However, if you look up the word 'Transgender' in the dictionary...... BINGO!!!!
There you will see a picture of dear old flaming Lester in his boots.



Don't laugh! Its okay, because Bambi's granddaughter borrowed her skirt. Plus, today is combination Casual Friday and Crazy Hair Day, all rolled in to one.



I call a new rule at Wal-mart: If the hole in your jeans is big enough for me to slip my hand inside and sneak a little squeeze, then by golly you best be on guard!
The squeezer, however, retains the right to either squeeze or not to squeeze!



You have no idea how exhausting it can be putting on tight purple sweat pants!!

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