If you have been here before, you know more or less what to expect. If you are a new visitor, feel free to poke around. There's enough stuff here to to tell the casual visitor All They Need to Know About John, particularly in the "John Gets All Clever & Creative" section linked below. If you are curious beyond that, feel free to e-mail or sign the guestbook. However, bear in mind that anything you say may be used in some lyrical endeavor, so keep your copyright lawyer's card handy!
Anyhow, poke around, have fun, and return often, as I will try to update a bit more regularly from now on!
John Gets All Clever & Creative ... My Writings
Curmudgeon's Rant
Curmudgeon's Archive
Completely False News of the World
The Illustrated Story of J
Barroom Survival Guide
Missing Links - Friends, Etc.