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RSGC - 9701

Application Form To Date Kelly

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Age   Height   Weight   Sex: F M X
Part A - Multiple Choice Questions
 
1. I Am Currently  2. The Level Of Education I Have Acquired Is 
3. A Main Course Meal for Me Would Be 4. I'm Looking For A Relationship Because 
5. My Favourite Movie Is  6. I'd Like To Date Kelly Because

Part B - Check All That Apply To You
  1. If The Question Begins With "Why" The Answer Is "I don't know" 
  2. You Make Up Languages And Ask People For Directions
  3. You Spend Your Spare Time Thinking Of Excuses And Shove Them Up Your Ass.

    4. Then, Whenever You Need One, You Can Pull It Out Of Your Ass
  4. Me Me Me
  5. Every Sentence That Anyone Says Can Be Contorted To Have Sexual Meaning.

    6. And You Do So. 
  6. Your Ratio Of Baths Are Out Numbered By The Amount Of Sex You've Had
  7. Most Of My Succesful Relationship's Have Been OnLine
  8. I Have A Great Personality, Really
  9. No Means Yes
  10. You Strongly Believe Women Are Aroused By Arrogance

Part C- Check All That Apply To You

1. What Other Ways Have You Tried To Meet Members Of The Opposite Sex?
 

Singles Bars
Hanging Out In Strip Bars
Breaking & Entering
Distributing Home-Made "Art" Films
Following Women Into Public Washrooms
Claiming To Be A Faithful Sperm Donor

2. Biggest Turn-Ons?

Looking In the Mirror
Body Art
Vegetables
Toe Sucking
Silk Anything...

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