Philip Day-Myron Wrote:
Question 4 should read I have dificulty doing things like that on my own.

Question 4 should read  "Morons proceed to click ctrl alt delete" 

Dan Parker Wrote:
LOL.too+Funny+kelly..i+just+had+to+fill+it+out. laugh

if you think this is real my friend, i know someone who can help you.

Dan Derkson Wrote:
I+have+no+idea+whatsoever+what+exactly+is+going+on+right+now...+fortunately+
for+me+I+like+making+little+checkmarks+appear+in+boxes+as+if+by+magic

life is too short to click checks in boxes.

finally someone see's the light......

Jim Shoe Wrote:
i+am+just+a+person+that+wants+a+date.++Hoked+on+fonics+werked+fer+me

i'm sure there's someone for ya out there. did u try the 10th floor @ your local hospital?

Dan Wrote:
This+is+kinda+lame

look two entries down

Deepak Wrote:
Hi+Kelly%2C%0D%0A%0D%0AI+gotta+admit%2C+this+is+one+of+the+most+original
and+neatest+web+pages+I%27ve+seen%21++I+don%27t+actually+have+a+web+page
of+my+own%3B+although+I%27ve+always+wanted+one+Ive+never+gotten+
around+to+reading+up+on+how+to+set+up+a+good+one...mind+if+I+use+your+idea...
hehehe++Wanna+help+me+set+it+up+Anyways+in+most+cases+I+selected+the+
best+answer+that+is+closest+to+the+truth+at+least+from+the+selections+you+
had...but+if+I+was+able+to+type+them+in+myself+the+ones+that+would+
change+would+be+main+course...I+do+eat+out+a+lot+but+I+also+throw+things+in+
the+oven+too+shake++bake+chicken+fish++chips+etc+Favourite+Movie+Braveheart
+with+Dead+Poets+Society+i+slot.++As+for+looking+for+relationship+Im+trying+to
+find+woman+that+will+be+a+friendcompanion+to+do+things+with+like+movies
+and+musicals+and+one+that+will+help+me+understand+women+more+so+I+can+
start+wife-hunting+and+yes+being+honest+it+would+be+nice+if+I+could+be+intimate
+with+this+friend+while+Im+searching...but+I+probably+wouldnt+do+everything+
now+that+your+web+page+has+taught+you+more+about+me+you+gotta+help+me+
set+one+up+
P.S.++I+have+the+book+The+Seven+Spiritual+Laws+of+Success+by+Deepak+
Chopra+but+havent+started+reading+it+yet+I+just+gotta+get+myself+motivated+
and+pumped+up+for+it
P.P.S.++My+real+name+is+Deepak+ ----------.+yes+same+first+name+as+the
+writer+philosopher+whatever+you+want+to+call+him+Talk+to+you+laterDeepak
 
thanks for the book my friend!
there is such a thing as short and sweet!! hey! thats ME!

Antonio Wrote:
Youre+one+eccentric+gal.++I+dont+want+to+date+you+simply+because+i+dont+
know+you.++But+I+had+fun+filling+out+your+survey.++Well+since+this+survey+was+
totally+biased+*lol*+++Ill+send+you+an+e-mail+of+my+real+personality.+++If+youre+
interested+in+what+you+find+or+if+you+even+care+feel+free+to+e-mail+me+back.
 
take that Dan from above!

Chris Pollock aka Dj Manic Wrote:
Please+please+please

YES! YES! YES!

Alan Bradshaw Wrote:
your+mom+wanted+me+to+vote+for+you+but+never+saw+where+to+do+that+so.
have+a+great+day+alan

ACK! my mom?

Aaron Wrote:
This+is+the+funniest+thing+I+have+seen+in+a+long+time.Although+some+of+your+
choices+for+applicants+are+really+out+there.+Do+you+get+a+lot+of+responses+
from+this+form.Just+curious.Aaron+of.FunnyMail.
 
well outta the almost 800 who've dropped their mark in my life @ this application, I've received about 150-200. none which i've taken into serious consideration. thank u for being one of them!!

John Welsh Wrote:
I+am+the+perfect+match+for+you+-+OH+NO

Anthony Wrote:
Actually+im+not+a+college+graduate.+I+went+to+University+but+didn't+finish.Not+
that+that+matters+because+I+REALLY+have+a+good+personality.+I+have+an+
autographed+business+card+from+Terry+Gilliam.+The+story....One+of+my+best+
friend's+mom+is+good+friends+with+Mercedes+Ruehl.+Mercedes+was+of+course+
in+The+Fisher+King+and+won+the+Academy+for+Best+Actress+mom+is+forever+
putting+a+good+word+in+for+me+at+one+time+I+had+acting+respirations--just+
kidding...aspirations+and+so+Mercedes+sent+me+a+personalized+note+and+in+
that+was+a+card+from+Terry+Gilliam+with+a+drawing+on+it.+Tre+cool.I+think+
I+want+to+date+you+because+you're+Canadian+and+I+want+to+leave+America.
Just+kidding.+About+the+dating+part.+I+would+like+to+meet+you+though+I+loved+
your+quiz.And+I+love+Canada+too+though+i've+spent+so+little+time+there.I'm+in+
a+band+and+we+have+
cds.+May+I+mail+you+free+copies?+Just+for+fun+and+your+own+connection+to+
this+weirdo+internet+thing.+I+don't+remember+seeing+you+in+Acro+which+is+a+
shame.Also+I+write+a+lot.+Letters.+Rediculous.+Never+ending.+Possibly+annoying.
You+decide.+If+you+don't+want+the+cds+thats+a+ok.thanks+for+the+laughs+your+
site+gave+me.and+i'm+available+for+dating+anytime.I'm+really+good+at+backrubs+
too.+just+in+case+it+matters+the+home+made+art%+films+I+distributed+weren't+
my+own.+And+I+really+prefer+leather+to+silk.My+feeble+attempts+to+impress+
you.Actually+i'm+just+trying+to+make+you+laugh.The+longer+I+write+the+more+
psycho+you'll+think+I+am+fairly+harmless+except+to+insects..!
and+maybe+the+more+youll+laugh.and...i'm+a+little+bored.+but+not+with+you.+
youve+perked+me+up+for+the+evening.+Please+dont+think+I+meant+something+
sexual+by+that.+I+didn't.+touche+anthony+a.k.a.+Afterlife+oh...and+it+may+go+
without+saying+but+nice+picture

Anthony, Anthony, Anthony. Who the hell is Terry Gilliam?

John Wrote:
Kelly+you+are+very+rare+thing...a+woman+an+imagination+AND+a+sense+of+
humor

you forgot to mention my stunningly beautiful looks. you lose.

Bill Wrote:
I+am+lookin+for+some+people+to+talk+to+on+icq+and+came+across+this+
application...I+think+this+is+a+riot..so+I+thought+i+would+fill+it+out.+I+saw+
your+other+pages+and+found+that+we+have+a+few+things+in+common...+we+
are+both+canadian+we+both+like+Rusty+we+both+like+pez++actually+I+like+the+
despnsers+more+than+the+candy...anyway+I+thought+I+would+say+a+few+things+
here+because+I+didn't+full+to+many+things+that+apply+in+the+appication...have+
fun+in+your+great+date+search
Bill

thanks bill

Ben Wrote:
pretty+sweet+site+and+i+thought+i+was+the+only+one+with+a+url+to+try+to+pick
+up+people++visit+my+site+www.angelfire.comgallstoneindex.html.++Fill+out+a+
form+to+be+an+international+nubster

the only male site i will EVER promote
make sure you guys check out 'em out!

Aussie Dude Wrote:
Fun+Quiz+Acro+Slut+just+thought+I+would+come+in+and+have+a+look+
LOL+So+have+ya+ever+had+a+sucessful+date+from+this+quiz+ROFLMAO+bye

Ryan Wrote:
I+was+just+playing+when+I+filled+this+out.+I+have+a+beautiful+g/f.+I+just+
wanted+to+fill+the+thing+out.+sorry.+If+you+ever+wanna+talk+just+page+me

and i have a sexy b/f. thanks for doing me the favor though. really. <cough>

Matt Cronin Wrote:
i+revel+in+the+thought+of+being+tied+down+and+ravished+by+your+soft+sweet+
lips+and++....well+oh+my+......+was+that+out+loud+hehe+i+guess+if+you+really+
wanted+to+find+out+more+you+could+just+ask+i+guess++im+always+willing+to
+answer+and+share+my+knowledge.++Even+if+i+have+to+do+some+hands+on+
training+..

thanks matt, but if anyone is to do any sorta teaching, believe me, i would be the
one.

One of My Favorite Men Wrote:
i'm+comin+to+toronto+in+october+lets+rave+team+nubby

ooh nummies

Troy Reimer Wrote:
hey+kelly+i+have+no+clue+where+you+are+from+but+i+want+to+hear+from+you+
my+icq+is+16329313+drop+me+a+line+sometime+but+in+the+meantime+take+it+
easy+dont+party+too+hard

God As I Know Him Wrote:
Team+Nubby+all+the+way.+My+name's+Chad+and+yah+so+I+don't+know+did+I+
get+a+date+or+not.++Oh+well+em+ail+me+if+yh+want+we'll+talk+techno+or+
whatever+and+I+like+wine+but+I'm+vegeterian+so+I'd+rather+eat+pasta+if+
that's+okay.+Check+yah+later

so does that mean you dont eat Canadian Beaver?

Charles Wrote:
Well, I stumbled on this completely by mistake, but since I'll be in Canada
in a couple of months I though what the hell...!
'Course, you probably don't Realllllly date any of us guys who fill this
in, but since you are so highly attractive and funny I reckon it would be a
crime against humanity if I didn't at least try :-)

ooh how i love the flattery!

 this is only PART of the letter she sent to my email.
 bite me bitch.