"He was a wonderful painter with a single stroke of the brush, he could change a smiling face to a frowning one."Small boy :
"So can my mother!"
At The Barber's
"Part my hair exactly in the middle".Barber :
"I'll have to put one hair out,sir", replied he, looking closely at him. "You have five!"
In A Public Garden
"Madam, what do you mean by letting your child snatch off my wig ? "The Lady :
" Your wig?! Oh, thank goodness! I was afraid that he had scalped you."
On A River Bank
" The trout I caught was that long! I never saw such a fish!"Second Fisherman :
" I believe your last remark."
In The Woods
" look, here's a lion's track"Smarter :
"Good! You go and see where it went, and I'll go and see where it came from" !!
In The Bush
" Where's the baby?"Mother Kangaroo :
" Good heavens! My pocket's been picked!"