Excerpts From The Xtreme Humor Archive

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October 12th 2002

"It's been reported that seven players on the New York Mets used marijuana this season. So, I guess this proved that our parents were right: marijuana is for losers."

~Conan O'Brien

But he wanted to impress his wife, so he took her out for an anniversary dinner and watched the couples around them, following their leads. He observed the couple next to him. The man lifted a sugar shaker towardshis wife's cup and asked, "Sugar, Sugar?" Joe thought this was great and continued to listen around the dining room. Another table over, Joe observed the following: A man spooned out some honey out of a bowl for his wife and asked, "Honey, Honey?" Again, Joe thought this was good stuff. Finally, he cut off a piece of his meat, stared longingly into his young wife's eyes and asked, "Ham, Pig?"

My robot is not what people traditionally think of as a robot. She is not made of metal. Rather, she is a robot in the true sene of the word. The word created by Czech playwright Karel Capek in his play R.U.R.. She is flesh and blood, and she likes moustaches.