V. Pompeii, the headstrong head case of the Rabid Turkey staff, is very proud to call the Turkey his/her own. He/she is one of the few out-of-state students at Cockford Rollege and is frequently said to be out-of-his/her-mind. V. Pompeii is in his/her _________ year at Cockford Rollege attempting a major in _______ and a minor in ______.Giving full credit for the idea of a satirical and “tabloidy” campus newspaper (after the Purple Haze vs. Regent Decree WWF match) to Hiroshima Baka Yama, V. Pompeii took the little rag to new highs and lows with the first example issue in November 2002 and molded the rag-tag Turkey staff into the lean-mean goof-ball machine you know and love today. He/she would like to give his/her love and thanks to the rest of the Rabid Turkey staff for being so wonderfully sacrilegious, his/her supportive friends (you know who you are), the avid readers and fans of the Rabid Turkey, and to the Cockford Rollege Administration (Thanks a lot, Guys! We wouldn’t have near so much fun without your little shenanigans). Thanks muchly! |
