:-(

Well here's my car. I ran it into a damn pole. If your wonderin how I could run into a pole, well the road was closed and I did not know that.

The military realizes that I ran into their gate only after the tow truck had arrived and already had my car loaded up. It's a good think they have that gate because they would never know if someone were to come through here.

Don't worry, the ninja bobble head is not broken. It was just caught on the spring.

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