My New Socks
Written By Ryan Fan club
Thanks to my parents and my unclehood, I have eight new pairs of socks. For the most part, they're pretty bland. Just warm, wool, grey socks. But my niece and nephew gave me Scooby Doo Toe Socks. They are right fuckin' cool. The socks, I mean. The kids aren't old enough to be considered cool yet. As cool as the Scooby-socks are, they can't save the bunch.
3 out of 10 Mullets on the Mullet Meter.
