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The Mcdonalds in Trenton

Written By Elmoon

I swear to god the McDonalds in Trenton, Ontario, Canada is out to get me.If you are ever in Trenton for god knows what reason.. AVOID THE MCDONALDS!!!

I really hope someone that works there manages to read this, so mabey they can get a fucking clue. Or even someone with corprate McDs so mabey they can slap these retards around a little bit.

It started off with the first time I went through the Drive Thru. I get up to the window after ordering, pull out my Debit card (As I have done a thousand times before at every other McDs I have visited.) "Oh.. we don't take debit at the drive though, we only do it inside" WTF!!! Luckly I had cash. I, being the smart ass that I am, told the woman at the window that they need to get with the times. She did not take to kindly to my remark and got all upity... and said. "Well we can't have a debit machine at the drive thru and keep our service level." I just laughed at her and said that it is funny, all the other McDonald's can. In otherwards I pretty much told her that they have nothing but a bunch of incompitent, imbred, retards working there if they can't meet service level having a debit machine at the drive thru window.... Which I really wish I had said.

The fun does not end here boys and girls.. OH NO. So months later I decide to hit McDs for some supper. I had a craving for a 20 pack of chicken nuggets. I go INSIDE this time. I make my order and then pull out my bank card. The girl at the counter just gives me a funny look. "We don't take debit here." HUH.. WTF is going on in this palce... I was told that they had debit INSIDE. Well fuck... what appearntly was meant is that there is a bank machine inside. WELL FUCKING SAY THAT YOU MORONS!! So I go over.. waste $1.50 for the damn service fee that the machine charges. I get out my cash and pay for it. Ahhhh.. the worse is over... no more looking like an ass. Or so I thought.

The order is up and she asks if I want any sauce for my nuggets. DAMN RIGHT I DO. And I am thinking... after all this hassle I want 2 of each. 2 Sweet and Sour, 2 BBQ, 2 Hot Mustard, and 2 honey....That's when the girl again looks at me like I just flew in from being up my own ass. "Oh.. we don't sell honey anymore" HOLY FUCKING SHIT ON A STICK.. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. First off.. you don't "SELL" honey. You give it away with nuggets you idiot. Second, how do you just decide not to get honey anymore.. that makes NO FUCKING SENSE! It's like 1 Pizza Hut place in some buttfuck city deciding it is no longer going to "sell" pepperoni. Now understand honey is my favorite of the sauces to have with my nuggets. So I was just beside myself at that point.

To this day I try to boycott the McDs here in Trenton as much as I can. I have never seen such a bunch of lazy, clueless, nimrods at a fast food place in my life. When I do have a nugget craving and I am forced to go there (cause I am not driving all the way to Belleville just for some proper service.) I always ask for honey... I figure if they are as dumb as I know they are.. eventually they wil think that there is an upsurge in people asking for honey and mabey actaully get some in.

The McDs gets 1 brak head only and that is because the last time I went their the girl taking my order agreed that it was dumb that they do not have honey.