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Rob Trentadue
I ROCK


Written By Ryan Fan club
Rob Trentadue, the man who brought "MAP" to the world, has done it again! "I Rock" is more like a greatest hits compilation than a new album. It is a retrospective look at the life of The Beef in song.

They're all here, from his favorite TV show songs, to his Kenny G Rogers stint. The album acts as an insight to Trentadue's psyche. The hatred for Adam Glenn and Chris Morris is displayed in some tracks, including a mockery of We Can't Canoe As Friends Anymore. His love for Sailor Moon is shown in 6 parts.

Perhaps the most disturbingly dark track is "Do me up the bum". Surprisingly, the album's cover doesn't sport a parental advisory logo. This song came from Trentadue's darkest most experimental period of his career. When he was angry at the world, mostly for stealing his Pepsi and spilling ketchup on his Taco Bell dog t-shirt.

Trentadue even pays tribute to Weird Al, by covering Another One Rides The Bus and Like A Surgeon in a more accapella style. The covers continue with "Kyle's Mom", a song made famous on the South Park TV show.

Rob's talent on the piano is evident on all the Sailor Moon parts and "Absolutely Perfect", the latter of which is the theme music for the late Mr. Perfect. He tickles the ivories even more on Rob Chop Stop.

The best part of the album is when Trentadue makes fun of Josh Clements on a track called "Bonk". This track features special guest Adam Thom.

Overall, "I Rock" is one of the most interesting cds ever made. If it's not in your collection, you're not a true Robertmaniac.

7 out of 10 mullets on the mullet meter.


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I Rock Track Listing.
1. The Ultimate Supreme Leader
2. Elmoon
3. Rammstein
4. Homo 4 Life(And I want to Die)
5. Moo,Moo,Moo
6. Them Old Country Tunes
7. Faith in Myself
8. Goin'Gaelic
9. Here's One For Y'All
10. The Years Are A Passing
11. Do Me Up the Bum
12. Sailor Moon, Take 1
13. Pepsi Promo
14. Sailor Moon, Take 2
15. Another one Rides the Bus
16. Sailor moon, Take 3
17. Kyles's Mom
18. Sailor Moon, Take 4
19. John Wayne Bobbit Show
20. Like A Surgeon
21. Sailor Moon, Take 5
22. Like a Hippy
23. We Can't Canoe as Friends Anymore
24. Dude Love
25. Little Johnny
26. Sailor Moon, Take 6
27. Absolutely Perfect
28. Rob Chop Stop
29. The Power Rangers VS The Drug Dealers
30. Bonk
31. Turning Japanese
32. Fish Heads
33. Ode to My Able Walker
34. ROBERTMANIA
35. Little Rob