Frank's Crappy Game Reviews

In this game, you play as Michael Jackson, dressed in a white suit. The goal is to I suppose, locate all the crying kids you can find, and send them back to your ranch via giant glowing blue sperm to touch their privates at your leisure.
I suppose through life, you could say that Michael Jackson is a lot of things: Gay, a pedophile, insane...But there's one thing this game proves he isn't, and that's a bad dancer.

Most would think that the kid is crying because he is in a cavern filled with zombies. Actually, he's crying because he's in a cavern with Michael Jackson, and he fears for his anal integrity.

The kid, too paralyzed by fear, cannot run from our formerly black hero.