Pumpkinpiesweet3: your actually pretty entertaining ill give
you that
BlingDawg42069: That's because it's my job.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: your good at it
BlingDawg42069: You should see my supervisor,
Frank Cushion at work.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: could i ask how old you are?
BlingDawg42069: Old enough.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: alrite then
BlingDawg42069: Old enough to be up at 4:30 am
and not be tired.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: well im 16 and im not tired
BlingDawg42069: I'm old enough to ot have to worry
about any classes.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: well the school i go to is set up like
collage and i dont go in until 2:30 tomarrow
BlingDawg42069: The school I'll be going to only
goes like three days a month.
BlingDawg42069: And the job it's training for is a
two day a week job, 60,000 a year.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: i go all year round so i can hurry up
and finish high school and get into collage
BlingDawg42069: So you're NOT retarded.
BlingDawg42069: Damnit, you ruined my image of
you.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: no im not
BlingDawg42069: Frank warned us all about this
shit...
BlingDawg42069: He told us never to get too
involved with our pranks...
Pumpkinpiesweet3: i wanna be in Forensics
Pumpkinpiesweet3: if you want ill act retared if som one
IMs me
BlingDawg42069: He said to get into it, and be
entertaining, but he said to never talk to them after
the prank.
BlingDawg42069: Frank's a scary guy, you know...
Pumpkinpiesweet3: dont worry bout it i useually act
retaared until i actually start talking to somone anyway
BlingDawg42069: I'm scared shitless of him
sometimes.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: haha
BlingDawg42069: Seriously.
BlingDawg42069: He knows stuff.
BlingDawg42069: Really scary stuff.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: i can only imagein
BlingDawg42069: Like he can turn a person into
goo.
BlingDawg42069: All he needs are some household
cleaners and a tub...
Pumpkinpiesweet3: that is scary
BlingDawg42069: I've seen him dissolve a whole raw
turkey...
Pumpkinpiesweet3: eww
BlingDawg42069: And he just washed it down the
drain.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: see i told you that you know nothing
about me if you would really like to know the truth i was jus
messin with you
BlingDawg42069: Now I'm scared...
BlingDawg42069: He''l know I went too far and got
close to a "victim"...
Pumpkinpiesweet3: dont worry bout it i told you i can act
retared
Pumpkinpiesweet3: how will he know ?
BlingDawg42069: The people in town call us a cult...
BlingDawg42069: And sometimes I think they're
right...
Pumpkinpiesweet3: ok
Pumpkinpiesweet3: could i have the web site addy?
BlingDawg42069: Sometimes he does things, illegal
things, and doesn't get caught...
Pumpkinpiesweet3: please
BlingDawg42069: And...it's terrible how he treats
Dustin and mandy.
BlingDawg42069: I can't he'd flay me if he even knew
I was talking this much.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: how would this person kno
BlingDawg42069: Like I said...it's almost a cult...
Pumpkinpiesweet3: ok
BlingDawg42069: Frank is a really frightening
leader...
BlingDawg42069: He makes us tell him everything.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: well dont tell him
BlingDawg42069: If he thinks we're hiding
something, he tortures us to get the information.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: he wont know
Pumpkinpiesweet3: what the fuck
Pumpkinpiesweet3: ok you odd
BlingDawg42069: You take a thumbscrew and not
tell him!\
Pumpkinpiesweet3: mmmhmm
BlingDawg42069: It's scary living this way...all of us
in one house...
BlingDawg42069: Oh shit...he's coming...
Pumpkinpiesweet3: yea ill bet
BlingDawg42069: I'll be back in a minute, okay?
Pumpkinpiesweet3: k
BlingDawg42069: I have to close the window, so
don't IM me for a minute.
BlingDawg42069: Or he'll beat me...badly.
BlingDawg42069: Okay?
Pumpkinpiesweet3: ok
BlingDawg42069: NOOO!
BlingDawg42069: You just got me in deep shit!
BlingDawg42069: Frank was walking away, and you
just HAD to IM me...
BlingDawg42069: Now he's coming back, and he's
gonna beat the shit out of me for that...
Pumpkinpiesweet3: alrite if u dumb enough to stay with that
crazy man if he is real maybe you deserve the shit beat outta
you
BlingDawg42069: Hey, are you there?
BlingDawg42069: This is Frank.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: um alrite
BlingDawg42069: Are you calling me crazy, you little
shit?
Pumpkinpiesweet3: haha
Pumpkinpiesweet3: yea
BlingDawg42069: What did that basard tell you?
Pumpkinpiesweet3: jus told me bout yall pranks site
BlingDawg42069: That's all he said anything about?
Pumpkinpiesweet3: its actually pretty cool
Pumpkinpiesweet3: yea
BlingDawg42069: Nothing else?
Pumpkinpiesweet3: nope
BlingDawg42069: Okay...
BlingDawg42069: I'll let him off...this time.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: iafter he realized i wasnt a retard
Pumpkinpiesweet3: wait
BlingDawg42069: What?
Pumpkinpiesweet3: could i get the site address ?
BlingDawg42069: You said you saw the site...
BlingDawg42069: Wait a minute, you're covering for
him!
Pumpkinpiesweet3: no he told me about the site
Pumpkinpiesweet3: he wouldnt give me the site address
BlingDawg42069: He knows not to talk to the sheep
that much.
BlingDawg42069: What did he tell you?
Pumpkinpiesweet3: i already told you
BlingDawg42069: Tell me everything he told you, or
I'll torture him.
BlingDawg42069: You're lying.
BlingDawg42069: He said more.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: um ok you have fun doin that
Pumpkinpiesweet3: dude your a nuts case you need some
serious help
Pumpkinpiesweet3: nut*
BlingDawg42069: Have you ever imagined the pain
of twelve small razor blaes cutting someone's
forearm?
BlingDawg42069: Because that's what he'll
experience.
BlingDawg42069: Do you want to put poor Bling
Dawg through such pain?
Pumpkinpiesweet3: all them people stupid
Pumpkinpiesweet3: where do you find these idoits to do
this and put up with your shit
BlingDawg42069: What do you mean?
BlingDawg42069: I take them in when they're in
need.
BlingDawg42069: I ask them to follow my rules.
BlingDawg42069: When they don't, they must be
educated.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: ok well after they realize your a nuts
case they should do somthing
BlingDawg42069: They love it here.
BlingDawg42069: They know it's merely discipline.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: haha
BlingDawg42069: But sometimes...sometimes Bling
Dawg can't appreciate my hospitality.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: well why dont you just tell him to leave
Pumpkinpiesweet3: thats what normal people do when
people dont follw house rules
BlingDawg42069: I can't have that.
BlingDawg42069: He'd alert others to my location.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: they could find your location any way
BlingDawg42069: No, I run my IP through several
other servers.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: because you get on the internet
BlingDawg42069: It usually appears that I am in a
southern state.
BlingDawg42069: But when was the last time you
saw two feet of snow in the south?
Pumpkinpiesweet3: they have people the are into computer
forensic
BlingDawg42069: Yes, but I also worked with them.
BlingDawg42069: I know the sytem.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: haha
BlingDawg42069: I bypassed it all.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: honestly the people you find are
retared he spent an hour trying to tell me that i was retared an
it looks like you all are the retard ones anyone who would
put up with your shit also needs help i would rather live on
the streets then do shit like that
BlingDawg42069: The streets are rough here.
BlingDawg42069: It's cold at night.
BlingDawg42069: Very cold.
BlingDawg42069: I provide warmth. Food.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: its only 15 dollars for a gray hound bus
ticket
BlingDawg42069: And THIS IS HOW HE REPAYS
ME!
Pumpkinpiesweet3: if i needed money that badly i would go
suck a dick for 20 dollars and my ass the hell out of where
ever you are
BlingDawg42069: My charges aren't momosexuals.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: then i would eat a pussy
Pumpkinpiesweet3: if i was male
Pumpkinpiesweet3: sell crack somthing
Pumpkinpiesweet3: rod somone
Pumpkinpiesweet3: rob*
BlingDawg42069: There isn't a high demand for
gigolos in this area.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: then i would walk my ass
BlingDawg42069: And none of my lambs want to get
arrested.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: you cant get arrested for walking
BlingDawg42069: But they could get frostbite.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: well im sure u would rather have
frostbite then live in a house with a nut like you
BlingDawg42069: I am very civil when they obey.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: ok but you shouldnt have to obey
BlingDawg42069: It is my home, and they now all
belong to me.
BlingDawg42069: They worship me, you see.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: see your a nut case
Pumpkinpiesweet3: well thay are all nuts cases to
Pumpkinpiesweet3: you should all really seek professinal
help
Pumpkinpiesweet3: and im being dead serious
Pumpkinpiesweet3: if there is more then one of you
BlingDawg42069: No, we all like it fine.
BlingDawg42069: We live happily in our commune.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: im sure i kno he loves 12 razor blades
in his arm every time he messes up
BlingDawg42069: It's not every time.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: thats not punisment that sick
BlingDawg42069: And they are rather small
incisions.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: so
Pumpkinpiesweet3: its sick
BlingDawg42069: Nothing serious, no permenant
damage.
BlingDawg42069: Just painful enough to get him to
obey.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: well hes stupid if he obeys you
Pumpkinpiesweet3: i kno i wouldnt
BlingDawg42069: You should join us.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: haha
Pumpkinpiesweet3: im sorry im to strong willed for that
BlingDawg42069: So was Dustin.
BlingDawg42069: He learned quickly enough.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: i have a hard enough time obeying my
parents the people who gave life to me you think im gunna
obey som nut case ?
Pumpkinpiesweet3: im tellin you
Pumpkinpiesweet3: you have never met anyone like me
BlingDawg42069: Oh, I'm sure I haven't.
BlingDawg42069: Though the military wasn't able to
straighten Dustin out.
BlingDawg42069: One month with me, and he was
completely docile.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: haha
Pumpkinpiesweet3: then he stupid
Pumpkinpiesweet3: im sorry no one can make me do
something i dont want to do not even a nut with razor blades
BlingDawg42069: So I take it you don't want to join
us?
Pumpkinpiesweet3: haha
Pumpkinpiesweet3: sure if you want me to fuck up your
whole operation
BlingDawg42069: Dustin said he would do that.
BlingDawg42069: It never hapened.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: haha
BlingDawg42069: It's really a nice life.
BlingDawg42069: We mostly do whatever we want.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: yea well im sure dustin didnt have
parents or friends like mine
BlingDawg42069: Of course, there are a few
scheduled items.
BlingDawg42069: We have the ritual scarring by
random choice.
BlingDawg42069: That is held once weekly.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: ur sick seriously
Pumpkinpiesweet3: get som help
Pumpkinpiesweet3: its scary to know people like you are
running around
BlingDawg42069: I have recieved all the help I need
in the ones who share my home.
BlingDawg42069: They are my solace.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: no you need som profesional help and
med im sure possible a stright jaket to
BlingDawg42069: Oh, I think not, my young friend.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: oh i dont think so
Pumpkinpiesweet3: i know so
Pumpkinpiesweet3: your a nut case
Pumpkinpiesweet3: who ever you are
Pumpkinpiesweet3: if theres is more then one of you
BlingDawg42069: I am Frank.
BlingDawg42069: I am the leader of these people.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: for all i know you could be one person
with slipt personality disorder or a real fucked up sense of
humor
BlingDawg42069: Oh, neither. I am just trying to
make the world a better place.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: hahahahahahahaha
Pumpkinpiesweet3: your doin a pretty shitty job
BlingDawg42069: Oh, no, young one. I am doing a
wonderful job.
BlingDawg42069: There are copycat groups of mine
nationwide.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: not for this angle you old fucker
Pumpkinpiesweet3: from*
BlingDawg42069: We will slowly become as public
and accepted as Christianity.
Pumpkinpiesweet3: hahhhahha
Pumpkinpiesweet3: that would be why the whole world is
going to hell
BlingDawg42069: And the world will know of our
existence.
