slashdfloaties: Hi.
JackMeHolf247: asl?
slashdfloaties: 15/f/ny
JackMeHolf247: where in ny?
slashdfloaties: Central
JackMeHolf247: ok
slashdfloaties: Kind of close to the Adirondacks.
slashdfloaties: So...more north.
JackMeHolf247: ohh im from buffalo
slashdfloaties: Cool.
slashdfloaties: I visit there all the time.
slashdfloaties: So what do you look like?
JackMeHolf247: 5'11 tan muscular green eyes brown hair
slashdfloaties: Ooh.
JackMeHolf247: yeah, thats e
slashdfloaties: I'm 2' 7", 55 lbs., long blonde hair, b-cups.
slashdfloaties: Blue eyes.
JackMeHolf247: 2'7??
slashdfloaties: Yeah.
slashdfloaties: I'm separated from my ex for a while...
JackMeHolf247: are u a dwarf?
slashdfloaties: I resent that term, but...yes.
JackMeHolf247: ohh
JackMeHolf247: i love midget
slashdfloaties: Really?
slashdfloaties: Great!
JackMeHolf247: yeah i think they look cool
slashdfloaties: Are you black? Because there's nothing I like more than having as much meat as possible in me.
JackMeHolf247: lol no im not black
slashdfloaties: Oh...
slashdfloaties: Are you still big?
JackMeHolf247: im ok
slashdfloaties: How big?
JackMeHolf247: like 8
slashdfloaties: Oh...
slashdfloaties: Well, that's okay, if you know how to use it.
JackMeHolf247: ohh id o
slashdfloaties: Awesome.
JackMeHolf247: yeah
slashdfloaties: So...if I was there, what would you do?
slashdfloaties: Do you wanna see my pic?
JackMeHolf247: yeah
slashdfloaties: Okay.
slashdfloaties wants to directly connect. 
JackMeHolf247 is now directly connected. 
JackMeHolf247 direct connection is closed. 
slashdfloaties: Sorry...
slashdfloaties: I clicked the wrong one./
JackMeHolf247: ok
slashdfloaties: I have to find the smaller file one.
JackMeHolf247: ok
slashdfloaties: Okay, I found it.
slashdfloaties wants to directly connect. 
JackMeHolf247 is now directly connected. 
JackMeHolf247: okay
slashdfloaties: (imagine a picture of a naked midget man jerking off in a tub here)
slashdfloaties: What do you think?
JackMeHolf247: ur a dude?
slashdfloaties: Kind of.
slashdfloaties: I'm a hermaphrodite.
slashdfloaties: But I have a vagina too.
JackMeHolf247: sorry im a dude
slashdfloaties: That pic was taken before the plastic surgery.
slashdfloaties: I don't mind.
slashdfloaties: I'm bisexual.
JackMeHolf247: ok
JackMeHolf247 direct connection is closed. 
slashdfloaties: So you don't mind either?
slashdfloaties: Great!
JackMeHolf247: yeah its ok
slashdfloaties: Cool.
slashdfloaties: So are you gonna suck me off?
slashdfloaties: While fingering me?
JackMeHolf247: yea
slashdfloaties: What do you want me to do to you?
slashdfloaties: Do you want a rim job?
slashdfloaties: Or maybe some fetish play?
slashdfloaties: Or maybe humiliation...
JackMeHolf247: settle down
slashdfloaties: Like sending this conversation to everyone on your buddy list.
JackMeHolf247: no no no
slashdfloaties: Why not?
slashdfloaties: It turns me on to see my men humiliated.
JackMeHolf247: ok
slashdfloaties: So I can?
slashdfloaties: And I can post it all over the internet?
slashdfloaties: So everyone who can touch a keyboard can see it?
JackMeHolf247: ok man 
slashdfloaties: And they can say "JackMeHolf247 likes hermaphrodite midgets, and he'd suck them off."
slashdfloaties: And that's exactly what I'll do.