Brodinoochie: I bet you want some poor sap who doesn't know what he's getting into. cutee883: what r u talking about? cutee883: 'm just here to chat away cutee883: i'm~ Brodinoochie: Looking for dumb boys. Brodinoochie: To hell with smart people. cutee883: well, if u say so..... Brodinoochie: You admit it. Brodinoochie: You plan on condemning the inteligent. cutee883: i didn't admit anything u assumed Brodinoochie: I know your evil scheme now. cutee883: whatever, lol Brodinoochie: I bet you have an army of pink clad female ninjas in waiting. Brodinoochie: To start your conquest. cutee883: pink of course Brodinoochie: Well, yeah. Brodinoochie: That IS what I justsaid. cutee883: i know i was AGREEING w/ u Brodinoochie: Sure... cutee883: what is ur asl? Brodinoochie: My asl? Brodinoochie: What is an asl? cutee883: um, yeah.. Brodinoochie: And why does it have no vowels? cutee883: age/sex/location cutee883: um, a is a vowel Brodinoochie: So now you're asking about my sex life? cutee883: yeah, u caught me cutee883: no Brodinoochie: It has no SUBSTANSTIAL vowels, I mean. cutee883: ok, well what is your age, what sex are u? Brodinoochie: Why do you want all this information? Brodinoochie: Do you plan on stalking me? cutee883: lol, ha ha ha ur silly Brodinoochie: And the correct word is "you". cutee883: thanks slick Brodinoochie: Slick. cutee883: yeah Brodinoochie: Ooh, my first nickname! Brodinoochie: Slick, like Bill Clinton. cutee883: theres a first time for everything Brodinoochie: Or snot on orknob.a do Brodinoochie: Well, if that was you being intelligent, I have some doubts. Brodinoochie: Shit, I hate my computer. Brodinoochie: See aforemention doorknob typo. cutee883: yeah, i see that, i just figured you messed up, see normal people make mistakes Brodinoochie: Normal people...ha. Brodinoochie: More like robots. Brodinoochie: Like me. Brodinoochie: Because I have metal claws. cutee883: metal claws, sounds like fun Brodinoochie: Yes. cutee883: well, whatever floats ur boat Brodinoochie: I don't have a boat. Brodinoochie: Robots don't need boats. Brodinoochie: We have rudders. Brodinoochie: And propellers. cutee883: thats good, i'm glad for u Brodinoochie: Fine then. Brodinoochie: Be gad. Brodinoochie: *glad Brodinoochie: Damn metal claws. cutee883: eh, shit happens Brodinoochie: No, shit is shat. Brodinoochie: Stepping in it happens. cutee883: whats shat? cutee883: um, well u gotta shit buddy~ Brodinoochie: Shat is the past tense of shit. Brodinoochie: Shit being a verb n this connotation. cutee883: it's bound to happen even if its by accident Brodinoochie: So shit just appears? cutee883: um, no ass, it comes out of ur ass, ass Brodinoochie: You do realize that you just said ass three times in a sentence, correct? cutee883: um, did i reallly? Brodinoochie: It takes on a redundant quality. cutee883: i put 3 l's in my word too, did u catch that? Brodinoochie: Yes, but since you hate smart people, you obviously aren't one. cutee883: lol, ur a silly one, u like to put words in peoples mouths Brodinoochie: I do? Brodinoochie: When did I put anything in your mouth? cutee883: but since we're not "talking" i hope ur smart enought to realize we're not talking Brodinoochie: You're the only one who said anything about "talking". cutee883: how little are u? Brodinoochie: This is more like listening to radio static, with you. cutee883: did anyone ever tell you how funny you are? cutee883: b/c they were lying Brodinoochie: And did anyone tell you how pretty and charming you are? Brodinoochie: Because they were lying too. Brodinoochie: I bet it was the same person. cutee883: wow, how original cutee883: can't think of anything yourself? Brodinoochie: What's your deal? Brodinoochie: Can't use proper English? cutee883: no, i can't cutee883: got a problem? Brodinoochie: Yes. cutee883: well, handle that shit then Brodinoochie: People like you, wandering around, acting all high and mighty, with your store-bought underwear... cutee883: wtf, thats all you can say? Brodinoochie: wtf? Brodinoochie: Is that supposed to spell something? cutee883: what the fuck Brodinoochie: Because all I'm getting is "Witf". cutee883: good cuz thats what i put Brodinoochie: You intended to sound like a gay fart? Brodinoochie: You better watch out. Brodinoochie: Because niggas be ridin'. cutee883: you came out of the closet to me? Brodinoochie: Why would you wait outside my closet? Brodinoochie: You really ARE a stalker, aren't you? cutee883: look, you need to watch what your saying Brodinoochie: Look, you need to watch out for the ridin' niggas. Brodinoochie: Because niggas be ridin'. Brodinoochie: And you just might get ridden. cutee883: look, why the hell do you keep saying that? cutee883: i probably will be Brodinoochie: Because niggas be ridin'. Brodinoochie: That's why. Brodinoochie: No more, no less. Brodinoochie: You tell me you don't fill with fear when you see niggas ridin'. cutee883: fill fear, or feel fear? Brodinoochie: Fill WITH fear. cutee883: i like fucking w/ u it's kinda fun Brodinoochie: You certainly are a shoe in for the Darwin awards. Brodinoochie: Fucking with me? cutee883: no, i don't, no reason Brodinoochie: Eau contraire. Brodinoochie: I am fucking with you. cutee883: good, we're fucking w/ each other Brodinoochie: I am extending America's finest phallic greetings upon you. Brodinoochie: It's almost like BDSM here. cutee883: see, i don't know what bdsm is Brodinoochie: So you're a prude too. Brodinoochie: Darwin Awards await ye! cutee883: well....are u gonna tell me? Brodinoochie: No. cutee883: ok Brodinoochie: Because that would keep you from reaching sleuth status. Brodinoochie: But obviously you're already an expert sleuth. Brodinoochie: I just like saying sleuth. cutee883: well, have a ball Brodinoochie: I already have three. Brodinoochie: i don't need another. cutee883: 3 balls, well, good luck w/ that Brodinoochie: They're tasty. Brodinoochie: And made of mincemeat. cutee883: good, i was gonna say if u had 3 balls, u might wanna get that checked out, like go to a dr. Brodinoochie: No. Brodinoochie: I don't even like soda. cutee883: it's pop, btw Brodinoochie: Soda. Brodinoochie: Not pop. cutee883: pop, not soda Brodinoochie: Pop is for Canucks and Downies. Brodinoochie: And a Downie is like Corky from Life Goes On. Brodinoochie: Chris Burke to the more educated. Brodinoochie: Lead member of Singer in the Band. cutee883: i loved corky~u discriminate alot don't u Brodinoochie: Corky was my mom. Brodinoochie: And s/he was a Downie. cutee883: corky was a boy Brodinoochie: At least he wasn't a filthy albino. cutee883: like powder cutee883: ? Brodinoochie: Yeah, but more albino-ish. cutee883: well, ok Brodinoochie: Albinos are scum. cutee883: i eat poop dickshit? Brodinoochie: Yeah. Brodinoochie: You eat a lot of poop. cutee883: u suck alot of dick cutee883: and no i don't Brodinoochie: Wow. That was beautiful. Brodinoochie: You should be a poet. cutee883: thank u cutee883: well, i try Brodinoochie: You try to eat a lot of poop? Brodinoochie: What, was your stomach stapled? cutee883: no to be a poet Brodinoochie: I think you could eat more. Brodinoochie: You're just not trying hard enough. Brodinoochie: And sweet dreams is more like shitty dreams. Brodinoochie: Or wet prison dreams. cutee883: i'm not trying hard enough to be a poet? well, i'll try harder cutee883: whateveer cutee883: whatever Brodinoochie: Whateveer? Brodinoochie: What does that mean? cutee883: look below it smarty Brodinoochie: I think Slick was a better name. cutee883: u wish u were old enough to have wet dreams Brodinoochie: Smarty is way too obvious. cutee883: no smarty is pushing it Brodinoochie: Pushing what? Brodinoochie: Your malformed clitoris? cutee883: i know ur not that big of a dork Brodinoochie: I know you're not that big of an English class attendee. Brodinoochie: What with your brilliant turn of phrase. cutee883: ok Brodinoochie: If only I equalled your massive intellect. Brodinoochie: Why do you hate Mexicans? cutee883: what? cutee883: where did u get that? Brodinoochie: Why do you hate Mexicans? Brodinoochie: Come on, I know you do. cutee883: i love everyone, i don't discriminate Brodinoochie: So you love bums? Brodinoochie: What about winos? Brodinoochie: How about George Bush? cutee883: eh.... cutee883: whatever to him cutee883: he's a human Brodinoochie: So you'd fuck a wino, and a bum, but not George Bush? Brodinoochie: Damn, the poor dolt needs poon too. cutee883: i didn't say i'd fuck anything cutee883: well, he has laura Brodinoochie: And his daughter. Brodinoochie: He is from the Bush family after all. Brodinoochie: And he reminds me of you. Brodinoochie: Because he's really stupid. cutee883: why? cutee883: thank you, you are a real sweetie!:-) Brodinoochie: Yup. Brodinoochie: Like ALF. cutee883: yeah, well ALF was great cutee883: back in the day Brodinoochie: Yeah. Brodinoochie: Almost as great as Corky. Brodinoochie: And Corky's AIDS ridden sister. Brodinoochie: And her closet-fag boyfriend. cutee883: who the blonde? Brodinoochie: The black one. Brodinoochie: With the 'do rag. cutee883: i don't remember much of it Brodinoochie: Do you remember Corky's marmoset? cutee883: no Brodinoochie: Your friend likes young asian boys. Brodinoochie: Like 11 years old. Brodinoochie: Sweet dreams I mean. Brodinoochie: To put it bluntly, sweet dreams would fly to Korea on a company account to have sex with an 11 year old boy. cutee883: well, i don't think she would Brodinoochie: Oh, it's a she? Brodinoochie: Well, *she* uses a pretty manly font. Brodinoochie: Ever get the idea that she's checking you ut? cutee883: um, no Brodinoochie: I bet you do. Brodinoochie: I bet she like the 'ginie. cutee883: what's 'ginie? Brodinoochie: She's all about the fat clam Brodinoochie: 'Ginie is slang for vagina. cutee883: oh, ok thanks, but no she has a b/f Brodinoochie: You mean a butch girlfriend. Brodinoochie: A chick who uses enough steroids so her clit looks like a package. Brodinoochie: And her labia fuse into 'nads. cutee883: thanks but that enough about this cutee883: that's Brodinoochie: I don't think it is. Brodinoochie: You and your lesbian lover really need to stop this anti-lesbo facade. Brodinoochie: Fly free. Brodinoochie: Live life. Eat out more. cutee883: look, you are obsessed w/ lesbians and gays, i think u might be one .but thats ok, i don't discriminate...do your thing Brodinoochie: So being aware of a group brings one into it? Brodinoochie: So does that mean I'm an albino downie? Brodinoochie: Sorry, but I think a downie would be chewing on the keyboard right now. cutee883: possibly, you are kinda strange Brodinoochie: And drooling on the mouse. Brodinoochie: And quite possibly putting a can of soda(not pop) on the CD-Rom drive. Brodinoochie: You know, you don't talk much. Brodinoochie: Are you deaf? Brodinoochie: You know why Helen Keller couldn't drive, right? cutee883: i'm talking to other people to ya know Brodinoochie: Because she's a woman. Brodinoochie: Yeah, sure. Brodinoochie: Like you know other people. Brodinoochie: You have to hang a sign that says "Free blow job for every conversation". Brodinoochie: And even then, it's like a first sky dive. Brodinoochie: They're afraid tolook down. cutee883: well, ur all about the insults Brodinoochie: And you're all about the proper speech. cutee883: no, not really Brodinoochie: Obvioulsy. Brodinoochie: It's called sarcasm. cutee883: u have a sister i see Brodinoochie: Some have it, and some are cutee883. Brodinoochie: Actually, no I don't. Brodinoochie: She's my dykie friend. Brodinoochie: And she calls me her brother. Brodinoochie: At least come up with something scarier than...(insert scary climactic music)...looking in my subprofile! cutee883: thats not nice to call ur friend that Brodinoochie: Well, she IS a lesbian. cutee883: i'm not trying to be scary cutee883: just talkin Brodinoochie: Well, good, Brodinoochie: You come off more like the plot of Dead Alive. Brodinoochie: Disgusting and cheesy. cutee883: never saw it but whatever Brodinoochie: You never saw it because you're an uncultured swine. Brodinoochie: A veritable social intestinal scrape. cutee883: if i'm so cheesy and disgusting quit writingg me Brodinoochie: I'm not./ Brodinoochie: If I were, my conversation would ocnsist of this: Me. Me me me. Me. Me me, me me me me me. Brodinoochie: And writing only has one "g". cutee883: Brodinoochie: And drooling on the mouse. Brodinoochie: And quite possibly putting a can of soda(not pop) on the CD-Rom drive. Brodinoochie: You know, you don't talk much. Brodinoochie: Are you deaf? Brodinoochie: You know why Helen Keller couldn't drive, right? cutee883:all you hun,,, Brodinoochie: And where did that "all you hun..." come in? cutee883: i put it there to let u know it was all u hun. Brodinoochie: The punch lijne was not "All you hun...", it was "Because she's a woman". Brodinoochie: But you see, I'm not writing "Me". Brodinoochie: I writing TO you. cutee883: why? Brodinoochie: Because you suck. Brodinoochie: Just thought you should know. cutee883: thanks Brodinoochie: Tina sucks. cutee883: who's tina? Brodinoochie: From your profile. Brodinoochie: I don't know who she is, but she sucks. cutee883: why tina? Brodinoochie: Because she's quoted. cutee883: no, shes funny Brodinoochie: So she must suck. Brodinoochie: Funny looking. cutee883: no, funny as in it was funny, laugh, ha ha ha Brodinoochie: No, boxes aren't that funny. Brodinoochie: Vaginas and dog food, now THOSE are funny. Brodinoochie: And cigarettes with fiberglass in the filters. Brodinoochie: You're really boring after a while, you know that? Brodinoochie: Like a crappy toy a kid got from some obscure aunt who doesn't know jack about him. Brodinoochie: And he plays with it just for a second, and realizes it sucks. cutee883: i'm talking to other people sorry....they nice and carry on convos Brodinoochie: And it's an action figure made of wood. Brodinoochie: As opposed to mean and inconsistent like me? Brodinoochie: I'm like diarrhea, baby. cutee883: pretty much cutee883: lol Brodinoochie: Yopu can't stop once you get 'da shiznits. cutee883: well, yeah Brodinoochie: So you admit that you have explosive diarrhea? Brodinoochie: And that it makes your browneye sting? cutee883: my browneye? Brodinoochie: Yes. Brodinoochie: Anus. Brodinoochie: Sphincter. Brodinoochie: Doo-doo hole. Brodinoochie: Touch hole. cutee883: ok, i get it Brodinoochie: The smeared avenger. Brodinoochie: Homo-haven. Brodinoochie: Two gays walk into a bar. One says to the other "Can I push in your stool?" cutee883: ok, i get it Brodinoochie: And then they realized that said "stool" wasn't poop, it was really cutee883. cutee883: thanks hun, ur a real sweetie, do u have 2 beat the girls/guys away w/ a bat? Brodinoochie: Girls, thank you. Brodinoochie: I'm a huge lesbian man. Brodinoochie: And yes, i do. Brodinoochie: Because they're mostly ugly. Brodinoochie: Like you. Brodinoochie: I wouldn't hit your crusted poon with a stolen dick. cutee883: i wouldn't let u hit anything Brodinoochie: I'd only hit you with a Mack truck. cutee883: i'm glad Brodinoochie: No, I wouldn't. Brodinoochie: I don't want doo-doo all over my truck. Brodinoochie: If I had a Mack truck, that is. cutee883: well, i better go, i'll be sure to stay out of the way of mack trucks Brodinoochie: I don't worry about them, my fecal stained maiden. cutee883: u really know how 2 sweet talk a girl Brodinoochie: Yes I do. Brodinoochie: Right into my singlewide, baby. cutee883: well, thats good Brodinoochie: So you're leaving? cutee883: yes, i have to be up early tomorrow Brodinoochie: Fine, go then. Break my heart, you cold hearted succubus! Brodinoochie: Damn you and your womany guiles! cutee883: sorry, i'm sure we'll some how talk again and i'll have to read ur insults, have a nice night! Brodinoochie: Have fun with you fellow goat breeders. Brodinoochie: *your Brodinoochie: You soul stealing wench! cutee883: bye goodnight, ttyl Brodinoochie: Yeah,sure, whatever...tease.