Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: whats up? Brodinoochie: A floatie. Brodinoochie: From the bottom of the pool. Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: right Brodinoochie: And a turd frm the toilet. Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: hey guess what! Brodinoochie: In a backed up sewer neighborhood. Brodinoochie: Chicken butt! Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: i plan on condemning the intelligent people Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: ;-) Brodinoochie: Good for you! Brodinoochie: Send them to hell! Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: i will!! Brodinoochie: Damn smart bastards. Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: i know right. fuck em all Brodinoochie: Let's hope they rot alive. Brodinoochie: And touch dead puppies while they're at it! Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: damn straight Brodinoochie: As long as we're being Catholic, we should touch altar boys too. Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: im not being catholic Brodinoochie: Well, you just damned the smart. Brodinoochie: That sounds rather Catholic to me. Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: nope sorry. im not catholic at all Brodinoochie: Well, you're acting as one by damning the intelligent. Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: im sorry you feel that way Brodinoochie: Why? Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: cuz im not catholic Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: and im not being catholic Brodinoochie: Neither am I. Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: but whateva Brodinoochie: But role playing is fun. Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: ok then why is it an issue? Brodinoochie: Now you be a robot, and I'll be a ninja. Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: uhhhhhh no thats ok Brodinoochie: Yes. Brodinoochie: Be a robot. Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: nah Brodinoochie: Be a friggin' robot, damnit! Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: nope Brodinoochie: Be one. Brodinoochie: Please? Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: nope Brodinoochie: Why? Brodinoochie: Are you predjudiced against robots? Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: yep as a matter of fact i am Brodinoochie: Fine, I'll be the robot, and YOU be the ninja. Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: im prejudiced against ninjas too Brodinoochie: Damn you! Brodinoochie: Asian hater! Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: not all asians. just ninjas Brodinoochie: You should be attacked by robots! Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: probably. too bad thatll never happen Brodinoochie: And may your goats contract a disease that makes them not give milk! Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: i dont have any goats Brodinoochie: When you get goats, they won't give good milk. Brodinoochie: *good Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: but im never gonna get goats Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: theyre stinky Brodinoochie: You will. Brodinoochie: Trust me, you will. Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: no i wont Brodinoochie: You'll see. Brodinoochie: One day you'll wake up and say "You know what? I want some goats!" Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: no i wont Brodinoochie: Just watch. Brodinoochie: And when you get those goats, my words will come back to haunt you. Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: aight Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: well im gonna go now Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: bye! Brodinoochie: And you'll have poor goat farm production for eternity. Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: ok Brodinoochie: Just wait. Brodinoochie: You'll see. Brodinoochie: Then those goats will be like "Why, Billy, why did you not listen to Brodie?" Brodinoochie: By the way, goats call everyone Billy. Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: brodie... Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: is that your real name? Brodinoochie: No. Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: oh ok cuz if it was i was gonna go off on you or being an idiot cuz i know a guy named brodie Brodinoochie: Ah. Brodinoochie: Well, I'm not him. Brodinoochie: My real name is Banky. Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: right Brodinoochie: Banky Edwards. Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: uh huh Brodinoochie: And I WILL take my wrath out upon your goats. Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: good Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: you can have them Brodinoochie: I won't take the goats. Brodinoochie: They'll take my wrath. Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: ok then Brodinoochie: Like Biblical wrath, although I doubt I'd hit them with a bible. Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: but im going to go now Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: so i'll talk to you later Brodinoochie: No. Brodinoochie: You can't leave. Brodinoochie: You're my new best frien. Brodinoochie: *friend Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: too bad im leaving Brodinoochie: No. Brodinoochie: I'll cry. Brodinoochie: I'll cry like a ten year old girl. Brodinoochie: I'll hold my breath. Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: sorry Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: ok you hold your breath then Brodinoochie: You will be sorry. Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: byes Brodinoochie: When you see your goats. Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: no...i really wont Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: im too big a bitch to be sorry Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: byes! Brodinoochie: You'll see. Brodinoochie: Whne your goats don't give milk... Brodinoochie: You'll cry. Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: BYE Brodinoochie: Like Corky from Life Goes On. Brodinoochie: You really suck. Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: talk to cutee883 and leave me alone Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: bye Brodinoochie: No. Brodinoochie: cutee eats poop. Brodinoochie: And she won't have good goat milk either! Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: wet prison dreams huh? Brodinoochie: Yup. Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: you wish you could have wet prison dreams Brodinoochie: And goat milk. Brodinoochie: Serves you right for not being my friend. Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: oh well Brodinoochie: And your goats will hear of this! Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: ok Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: im sure they wont care Brodinoochie: I think they will. Brodinoochie: They'll be so sick they'll give bean curd. Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: good Brodinoochie: And you'll have to eat it. Brodinoochie: I'll voodoo currse you. Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: ok Brodinoochie: *curse Brodinoochie: And your goats wil be so sad... Brodinoochie: You wouldn't make a goat live like that would you? Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: yep Brodinoochie: Pumping out spoiled bean curd? Brodinoochie: You horrible monstrosity! Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: yep Brodinoochie: So why do you hate black people? Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: i dont Brodinoochie: You lie. Brodinoochie: Your goats told me you hate negroes. Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: oh well Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: now im really going to stop talking to you Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: so BYE Brodinoochie: Why? Brodinoochie: Because you suck? Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: because YOU suck Brodinoochie: No, you suck. Sw3eT dReAmS xVx: if you IM me one more time im gonna warn you Brodinoochie: Oh, I fear it. Brodinoochie: So...I bet you tried to warn me more didn't you. Here's some warn fodder.