This is some girl who was looking for guys to cyber in a chat room. I took it upon myself to bring myself in as a French exchange student. slashdfloaties: i am guy XoHottieChickXo1: ok slashdfloaties: what you do slashdfloaties: i from france XoHottieChickXo1: i'm from michigan slashdfloaties: i learn english good no? XoHottieChickXo1: yea slashdfloaties: maybe you teach me more XoHottieChickXo1: wat do u wanna learn slashdfloaties: how you have...je's plateur? XoHottieChickXo1: it's a pleasure slashdfloaties: plateur? XoHottieChickXo1: plasuere slashdfloaties: No no no...plateur...one on top with the groan slashdfloaties: and the...pump? slashdfloaties: and the naked? XoHottieChickXo1: cyber slashdfloaties: oui oui slashdfloaties: how you want it? XoHottieChickXo1: wat? slashdfloaties: you want cyber? XoHottieChickXo1: well actually i have a friend over slashdfloaties: ah for french man like me slashdfloaties: menage' trois XoHottieChickXo1: wat does menage' trois mean slashdfloaties: the naked with un more XoHottieChickXo1: the naked with wat more slashdfloaties: un slashdfloaties: 1 slashdfloaties: numbre' XoHottieChickXo1: wat slashdfloaties: 1 more i say XoHottieChickXo1: k slashdfloaties: un. 1. XoHottieChickXo1: wat does 11 mean? slashdfloaties: undeaux? XoHottieChickXo1: wat does undeaux mean slashdfloaties: onze, pardonnemoi. XoHottieChickXo1: wat? slashdfloaties: i thought i see ze'ro. slashdfloaties: but i no see ze'ro XoHottieChickXo1: o XoHottieChickXo1: do u wanna kno n e thing bout me slashdfloaties: sure slashdfloaties: wait moment though XoHottieChickXo1: ok slashdfloaties: i still learn english slashdfloaties: look in my book slashdfloaties: ah i shall woo you with my french slashdfloaties: vous êtes une petite putain sale, et je veux mettre un cône du trafic dans votre anus. (you are a dirty little whore, and I want to put a traffic cone in your anus.) XoHottieChickXo1: i don't kno wat u r saying slashdfloaties: relax, please slashdfloaties: it is my romantic laguage XoHottieChickXo1: ok XoHottieChickXo1: i'm relaxing slashdfloaties: maintenant j'enlèverai le cône, et insère un grand mammifère de mer (now I will remove the cone, and insert a large sea mammal.) slashdfloaties: vous avez une chatte si sale m'avez laissé la laver avec l'essence (you have a dirty pussy. let me wash it with gasoline.) XoHottieChickXo1: wat does that mean XoHottieChickXo1: ? slashdfloaties: it means i kiss you manyplaces slashdfloaties: you like? XoHottieChickXo1: yea slashdfloaties: you talk now some XoHottieChickXo1: wat did u say before that slashdfloaties: i was telling you all the place i kiss you slashdfloaties: all over madame XoHottieChickXo1: awwwwwwww XoHottieChickXo1: u r so cute XoHottieChickXo1: u turn me on XoHottieChickXo1: so much slashdfloaties: you i thank XoHottieChickXo1: u r welcome slashdfloaties: vos mots sont comme un fluide plus léger dans des mes veines. Je voudrais me jeter au loin d'un grand bâtiment maintenant que vous m'incitez à vouloir pour mourir. (your words are like lighter fluid in my veins. I would like to throw myself from a large building. you make me want to die.) XoHottieChickXo1: wat does that mean slashdfloaties: i talked of your beauty XoHottieChickXo1: wat did u say? slashdfloaties: your eyes your hair slashdfloaties: all lovely XoHottieChickXo1: wat did u say about my eyes and my haire XoHottieChickXo1: hair slashdfloaties: how beautiful they are slashdfloaties: je me trouve plus mauvais que n'importe qui. je ne sais pas parler français du tout que j'emploie un programme de traduction (I can't speak french at all. I am using a translation program.) XoHottieChickXo1: wat does that mean? slashdfloaties: that i would like you to speak to me in your most romantic way XoHottieChickXo1: in my most romantic way? slashdfloaties: oui XoHottieChickXo1: i wish that i could come to france just to see u and the way u look slashdfloaties: i am exchange student slashdfloaties: i am in america XoHottieChickXo1: where in america slashdfloaties: for the next few menthes slashdfloaties: ohio XoHottieChickXo1: i live in michigan slashdfloaties: is close yes? slashdfloaties: maybe we talk more here some evening? XoHottieChickXo1: yes it is very close XoHottieChickXo1: yea maybe slashdfloaties: oh, mon cherie talk more please XoHottieChickXo1: wat do u want me to say slashdfloaties: anything. slashdfloaties: victime douce de l'OH vous me faites le rire comme mes amis ils regarderont tout ceci et verront juste à quel point vous dense êtes. (oh sweet victim, you make me laugh, as my friends will when look at this and will see just how dense you are.) XoHottieChickXo1: wat does that mean XoHottieChickXo1: ? XoHottieChickXo1: i don't understand anything u say in french slashdfloaties: ah you should translate it on the web of pages XoHottieChickXo1: wat web pages slashdfloaties: many around there are XoHottieChickXo1: not alot slashdfloaties: you should search for translation pages XoHottieChickXo1: yea slashdfloaties: altavista has one XoHottieChickXo1: wat is the url slashdfloaties: babelfish.altavista.com slashdfloaties: et maintenant vous voyez que je suis un prankster faisant l'amusement de votre stupidité (and now you see that i am a prankster making fun of your stupidity.) XoHottieChickXo1: say somethin in french XoHottieChickXo1: please slashdfloaties: va te faire foutre, vous petite putain sale (Fuck you, you dirty little whore.) slashdfloaties: You no talk more my sweet? Previous message was not received by XoHottieChickXo1 because of error: User XoHottieChickXo1 is not available.