crystalbeachday: waz up
slashdfloaties: Nothing much.
crystalbeachday: a/s/l
slashdfloaties: Check.
slashdfloaties: And green.
crystalbeachday: you check
slashdfloaties: I didn't ask you to check.
slashdfloaties: It was a statement, not a
command.
slashdfloaties: Like "Goggles...check."
crystalbeachday: what
slashdfloaties: Nevermind.
crystalbeachday: a/s/l
crystalbeachday: hello
slashdfloaties: olleh.
crystalbeachday: what
crystalbeachday: you stupid or somtin
slashdfloaties: No, I just hate it when net tards IM
me with a/s/l.
crystalbeachday: fine din
crystalbeachday: you stink
slashdfloaties: Wow. Great one.
slashdfloaties: You got me there.
slashdfloaties: Whooooo-ee, I feel down now.
crystalbeachday: naw ya think
slashdfloaties: Oh yeah.
slashdfloaties: Because you're so smart.
slashdfloaties: And cool.
crystalbeachday: i no
slashdfloaties: By the way, since you ARE dense,
those were insults.
slashdfloaties: And sarcasm.
crystalbeachday: so
slashdfloaties: Because you have the intelligence
of a panda with Down Syndrome.
crystalbeachday: your talkin about yourself
slashdfloaties: Great. What are you, in 3rd grade?
slashdfloaties: Come up with better shit than that.
crystalbeachday: naw 6th
slashdfloaties: You're like "Ooh, rubber and glue,
lolzers".
crystalbeachday: your a fag
slashdfloaties: Ooh, ooh, originality!
slashdfloaties: Nexct you'll say that I suck, or
something tired like that, right?
crystalbeachday: yo mama
slashdfloaties: Yet another blow to creative
ingenuity...
slashdfloaties: You are such a waste of DNA.
slashdfloaties: I can't believe those lab bastards
allowed you to happen...
slashdfloaties: Unless you were born...ugh, the
terrible notion...
crystalbeachday: are you a wiz kid or something
crystalbeachday: full
slashdfloaties: I bet there's a nice scar at the top
of your head, where the wire hanger didn't
quite kill you.
crystalbeachday: fule
slashdfloaties: No, I'm a stoner.
crystalbeachday: you
slashdfloaties: full me?
slashdfloaties: Wow...
slashdfloaties: Can't even say fuck.
slashdfloaties: Try it once.
slashdfloaties: FUCK! See?
crystalbeachday: shut up
crystalbeachday: go eat your face
slashdfloaties: Come on, do0n't you have anything
better than that?
slashdfloaties: Egads, you're such a net tard.
crystalbeachday: do you
crystalbeachday: you
crystalbeachday: yo mama
crystalbeachday: daddy
slashdfloaties: Do I what?
crystalbeachday: thats what i thought
slashdfloaties: It's called many other
conversations, and cooking some food.
crystalbeachday: ever shut up
crystalbeachday: oh
slashdfloaties: Atoo lazy to type "what" at the
beginning of that?
crystalbeachday: im so sorry
slashdfloaties: For being retarded?
slashdfloaties: Do you have Down Syndrome?
slashdfloaties: Seriosuly...
crystalbeachday: no
slashdfloaties: Because you remind me of Chris
Burke.
slashdfloaties: He played Corky on Life Goes On.
crystalbeachday: i dont no what that is
crystalbeachday: oh
slashdfloaties: Downies are the classic retards.
slashdfloaties: Like the ones in the special
olympics, with fucked up faces.
slashdfloaties: Kinda like yours.
crystalbeachday: you remind me of my dogs butt
hahahahahahahah
crystalbeachday: a'
slashdfloaties: And you remind me of the product
OF my dog's butt.
crystalbeachday: you
slashdfloaties: That's shit, by the way.
slashdfloaties: Figured you wouldn't know, you
see.
crystalbeachday: i aint dumb
slashdfloaties: It takes more than basic motor
skills to know where shit comes from.
slashdfloaties: Okay, you "ain't" dumb. So you're
"special"?
crystalbeachday: you is all wrong
slashdfloaties: I is all wrong?
slashdfloaties: Learn basic English while you're at
it.
slashdfloaties: Or are you black?
slashdfloaties: Because we know skin color makes
people special.
crystalbeachday: you are all wrong
crystalbeachday: im white
crystalbeachday: are you
slashdfloaties: Ah, finally some redemption on
your part.
slashdfloaties: Am I what?
slashdfloaties: Black?
slashdfloaties: No.
crystalbeachday: yes
slashdfloaties: But I AM however, making fun of
you.
En mass.
crystalbeachday: oh
crystalbeachday: you really think i care
slashdfloaties: Probably.\
slashdfloaties: I bet you're all sad now.
slashdfloaties: And you're gonna like commit
suicide or something.
crystalbeachday: no but you are
crystalbeachday: you fag
crystalbeachday: bet you wont talk trash to my brother
slashdfloaties: I won't?
slashdfloaties: I bet I will.
slashdfloaties: Because I'm kooky like that, you
know.
crystalbeachday: i bet youll kiss my butt
slashdfloaties: You know, I really bet I won't.
crystalbeachday: ya think
slashdfloaties: Yeah, I tend to stay away from the
butts of others.
slashdfloaties: My own as well, generally, unless I
am in need of wiping.
slashdfloaties: Then it's with the TP and away.
crystalbeachday: you make me sick cause your a fag on the
ground when i step on you stupid
crystalbeachday: thats right aint it
slashdfloaties: Yeah, because I'll lay down for you,
right?
crystalbeachday: no
slashdfloaties: Exactly.
crystalbeachday: you wont
slashdfloaties: So you think internet threats make
you cool?
slashdfloaties: Yeah, you must be the shiznitty
bomb, right?
crystalbeachday: i can make by punching you on the
ground
slashdfloaties: How will I get on the ground for
you to punch me in the first place, if I won't
willingly lay down?
slashdfloaties: You make no sense.
crystalbeachday: no i dont im not making threats
crystalbeachday: its the truth
slashdfloaties: Yeah, because you know me, right?
crystalbeachday: ye
slashdfloaties: And of course, you are SUCH a
strong little sixth gradeer.
slashdfloaties: *grader
crystalbeachday: yes i am
slashdfloaties: I bet you can whip your way
through almost a whole porn.
crystalbeachday: stronger than you
slashdfloaties: Sure you are.
crystalbeachday: i know
slashdfloaties: Yeah, you know, because I'm 4 feet
tall, right?
slashdfloaties: Even though I'm well over six
feet...
crystalbeachday: yea you wish\
slashdfloaties: And of course, I'm all scared and
everything, by a sixth grade kid lacking basic
speaking skills.
crystalbeachday: you are what grade
crystalbeachday: in
slashdfloaties: I don't go to school.
slashdfloaties: You are just a subject for a heavy
pranking industry.
crystalbeachday: you dont
crystalbeachday: ok
slashdfloaties: We make people look like
cvomplete retards and we post every stupid
thing they say all over the internet.
slashdfloaties: And of course, you are to be the
newest addition.
slashdfloaties: And everyone will see just how
stupid you are.
crystalbeachday: i didnt mean to talk all that stuff
crystalbeachday: im sorry
slashdfloaties: Sure you didn't.
slashdfloaties: And of course, you still go on the
site.
crystalbeachday: i got carried away
crystalbeachday: i wont no more
slashdfloaties: You really will still be on the site.
crystalbeachday: i wont
slashdfloaties: I'm posting this entire
conversation.
crystalbeachday: i promise
slashdfloaties: Just give me a minute and it will be
up.
crystalbeachday: why
slashdfloaties: Because I am doing my job.
slashdfloaties: To make random people look
stupid.
slashdfloaties: Heh...
crystalbeachday: hu
crystalbeachday: i wont do it no more
slashdfloaties: Sure...
slashdfloaties: But you still get posted.
slashdfloaties: I shit you not.
