"TOO COOL'S" FAN PAGE
Backstage at the first CWA house show of the week, "Too Cool" nervously awaits their upcoming match, looking forward to once again combining their skills to enthrall and entertain the fans. If they are a bit apprehensive, it is because their success has always depended upon split second timing and knowing what the other is thinking at ALL times in the ring.
Other than practice sessions in the gym and light sparring sessions, this evening's match will be the first they have had as a team in several months.
GRANDMASTER:
Scotty...can you feel it? The whole damn building is shaking. God..it is GREAT to be back in action again! I can feel the adrenalin flowing.
SCOTTY:
Brother, I know EXACTLY what you mean. I feel like I could take on the WORLD tonight. "Too Cool" is on the move again and the sky's the limit.
The fans come to their feet with thunderous cheering and applause as the "Too Cool" theme emanates from the arena's speakers for the first time in the CWA. As the two superstars near the ring, the theme dissolves into a rap beat and Grandmaster and Scotty slither under the ropes, get to their feet and start to "get joggy with it". Scotty nods at his partner and the rap begins...
Fans in record numbers are flocking,
To CWA arenas for rapping and rocking.
The word is out that "Too Cool" has landed,
The duo that sophisticated fans demanded.
High flying talent with skill and class,
To knock other tag teams on their ass.
Top entertainers with spirit and appeal,
The men get jealous and the women squeal.
Totally awesome, win over your heart,
Capture the tag belts...we'll stand apart.
On the top of the heap in our new Federation,
Creating in others the deepest frustration.
"Too Cool" is just sweeter than ANY confection,
Look for us next week...the site "RESURRECTION"!
