WILL NOBLE
Name: Will Noble
Date of Birth: 28/6/85
Status: not really sure, what would you say? [The Genius - Schmid]
Achievements: Getting my wall mural of Dennis and friends printed in
the Beano, singing at the Albert Hall.
Secret weapon: Pencils and pens
Bad habits: Biting nails, wetting hair, biting nails.
Quote: “I am the Walrus, goo goo g‘joob” - John Lennon.
Hero: Brian Wilson, Liam Gallagher, Thom Yorke, Dom Joly, Ricky
Gervais, the Editor of the Beano, David Tomlinson, Dick Van Dyke, the
Sherman Brothers, Gustav Holst.
I would sell my soul for ... a job at the Beano
I wouldn’t be seen dead wearing ... a bowtie
I’d do anything for Mmmm, Juicy, but I won’t ... do anything for
them
When I die, promise you’ll never look ... under my bed
Hang the blessed DJ because ... I don’t understand the question
If you were Batman who’d be your Robin?
Robin
If you were Itchy who’d be your Scratchy?
Scratchy
Would you rather everyone could read your mind, or no one could
understand you?
No-one can understand me, so I’ll stick with that.
If you could invent something what would it be?
An invention
Do you believe in hell?
Yes
Do you think you'll end up there?
I hope not
If you could add a new word to the dictionary what would it be and
what would it mean?
Yorkewilsonbarrettgallagherpoppinsvandykechittychittybangbangsupercalifragilistic
expialidociouscollingwoodbeanojennyfrostmorecambeandwisedomjolycatchtwentytwo
beatrixpotterfranhealygervaisambitionmakesyoulookprettyuglygoogoogjoob
- Genius in every sense of the word.
Describe yourself in 5 words: My name is Will Noble
Favourite song: I am the Walrus - The Beatles
Favourite bands: Oasis, Beatles, Atomic Kitten, Beach Boys, Radiohead,
Travis
Favourite TV shows: The Office, Trigger Happy TV, Midsomer Murders,
Basil Brush, Later, Pheonix Nights, Eastenders
Favourite films: Bedknobs and Broom sticks, Mary Poppins, Chitty
Chitty Bang Bang, Shine, Spinal Tap, Santa Claus, The Snowman, Herbie
the Love Bug.
Would you rather eat a teaspoonful of your own shit, or a whole baby?
That is a really horrible question, but the second one. Babies are
lovely.
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