Pilot (The Lone Gunmen)





Langley: This sucks! We stole it (turns to Frohike) What the hell are you doing?


Langley: (into 'bug') Testing, one two three. You bitch!


Frohike: Next time leave the crack pipe at home


Frohike: Looks like your old man had alot of friends in high places

Langley: Yeah, maybe we could plant a few bugs on them (Frohike shoots him a look) Or. . . maybe now is not the time


Salvage Guy: You're Bertram Byers?

Byers: Uh. . .yeah

Salvage Guy: Date of birth, January 30, 1934

Frohike: Viagra


(Frohike falls in the mud)


Langley: That octium chip is ours. Give it the hell back


Byers: Frohike, we almost had it

Frohike: We almost had our asses fried


Langley: Our asses are fried


Langley: Where are you going?

Frohike: To unfry our asses


Frohike: I know who you really are, Sugar


Bertram: Kiss you're asses good-bye


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