The popularity of KissMint chewing-gum is probably due to the fact that it is, as boldly claimed on each pack, "not only delicious, but also contains various effective ingredients". The latter are ostensibly aimed at promoting oral intimacy between you the consumer, and a partner of your choice. Successful smooching will be a piece of cake, even if your partner suffers from

halitosis . . .

flatulence . . .







narcolepsy . . .







or just slurps his/her soup . . .

Armed with such an array, you should expect no threat from any potential impediment to satisfactory spit-swapping. In fact, why are you in here reading this when you should be out there SUCKING FACE!?