DUMPSTER LIBERATION FRONT

About The DLF

What Is The DLF?
The Dumpster Liberation Front is a group determined to free the Dumpsters from the corporate stranglehold, one dumpster at a time. We believe that the “authorities” should not impose a penalty if you are caught “stealing” another person’s trash. It is only common sense that a person would not throw something in the trash if they still wanted to keep it. I guess common sense does not apply to the law. It seems pretty ridiculous to me, how about you?
DLF’s Opposition
Well, as you may have guessed, the major opposition to the DLF is the Fuzz, the Pigs, Johnny Law, however you wish to put it. There is really nothing you can do to destroy this opposition, unless you start an Anarchist Revolution, but that is another story altogether. Our other major opposition is locks on the dumpsters, or even bigger, those damn trash compactors you find in the back of most chain stores. Now the locks are easy. All you need is a pair of bolt cutters, but if you do not feel like doing that, then just use some super glue and glue the locks shut. Now the compactors are a different story. There is no way to get into them, so try and find the lock on it and glue it. If you are lucky you can find the place where the oil is put in. If you do, add some sand, or sugar and that will bring the whole system to a halt. Those things are not cheap, either.

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