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Band Information:
The Drummer:
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Name? |
darrin micheal pfeiffer |
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Nick Names? |
dangerous darrin, shithead, dipshit, asshole, drummer, loser |
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Birth Date? |
uh….um…1980?? |
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Born in? |
good ol’ buffalo new york |
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Resides in? |
Toronto Canada |
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When I retire I want to live in? |
in a van down by the river |
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Favorite city to play? |
Toronto, Chicago, Brian’s Mom’s house |
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Favorite city to have a day off in? |
Vegas baby!!... oh yeah, brian’s mom’s house |
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Favorite song on “Open Your Eyes”? |
wayne gretzky |
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Favorite video game? |
right now it’s metal of honor but I’m getting into max pax payne. |
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Favorite movie from 2002? |
Austin powers, goldmember |
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Favorite cd? |
anything by The Smiths |
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Websites you want everyone to visit? |
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If you could make one thing illegal, what would it be? |
shitty drivers, my farts |
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I would love to have a celebrity-boxing match against? |
me and Courtney love |
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Favorite musician? |
jonny marr |
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Favorite female musician? |
Kelly lemieux |
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Worst video you have ever seen? |
any hole video |
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A band you thought should have made it big, but never has? |
cannibal corpse |
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Favorite Simpson’s character? |
d’oh…..homer baby!!! |
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Craziest band you have ever toured with? |
the guys in mest drink way too much.other then them?……right said fred |
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I bring __________ to Goldfinger? |
fat ass killa beats and smelly ass farts |
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Without me, Goldfinger would be ______________? |
less hairy |
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On my days off I? |
masturbate, play PS2, watch movies, masturbate, go out to bars with the guys (brian, brian’s mom),go to sporting events, masturbate, sell drugs to local high schools. |
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I would love to have the world attention for a day, so I could tell them? |
kill yourselves!!! (only the stupid people would do it then the world would be without stupid people |
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Enter a joke/quote/some of your own wise words below |
you’re unique…just like everybody else. GO SABRES!!!! |
The Guitarist and Frontman:
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Name? |
John William Feldmann |
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Nick Names? |
Feldy |
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Birth Date? |
6.29.67 |
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Born in? |
San Diego, CA |
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Resides in? |
Marina Del Rey, CA |
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When I retire I want to live in? |
London, UK |
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Favorite city to play? |
Chicago |
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Favorite city to have a day off in? |
New York |
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Favorite song on “Open Your Eyes”? |
Dad |
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Favorite video game? |
Paperboy |
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Favorite movie from 2002? |
Signs |
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Favorite cd? |
Revolver-Beatles |
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Websites you want everyone to visit? |
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If you could make one thing illegal, what would it be? |
Animal testing |
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I would love to have a celebrity-boxing match against? |
Pres. Bush |
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Favorite musician? |
Paul McCartney |
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Favorite female musician? |
Ani DiFranco |
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Worst video you have ever seen? |
Missy Elliott |
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A band you thought should have made it big, but never has? |
The Replacements |
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Favorite Simpson’s character? |
Apu (he’s vegan!) |
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Craziest band you have ever toured with? |
Mest |
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I bring __________ to Goldfinger? |
Flava |
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Without me, Goldfinger would be ______________? |
Instrumental |
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On my days off I? |
See movies, scuba dive, surf, snowboard |
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I would love to have the world attention for a day, so I could tell them? |
Stop eating animals |
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Enter a joke/quote/some of your own wise words below |
“Nothing will benefit human health and increase chances for survival on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet.” Albert Einstein |
The Gutarist:
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Name? |
Brian Anthony Arthur |
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Nick Names? |
Killah B, Bea Arthur |
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Birth Date? |
July 29, 1978 |
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Born in? |
San Diego, CA |
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Resides in? |
The Bus |
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When I retire I want to live in? |
At your moms house |
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Favorite city to play? |
Mangina, PA |
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Favorite city to have a day off in? |
Yourmoms City, BF |
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Favorite song on “Open Your Eyes”? |
Woodchuck |
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Favorite video game? |
Counterstrike 1337 |
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Favorite movie from 2002? |
Undercover Brother |
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Favorite cd? |
Distillers |
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Websites you want everyone to visit? |
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If you could make one thing illegal, what would it be? |
Darrin Farting |
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I would love to have a celebrity-boxing match against? |
A famous Kangaroo |
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Favorite musician? |
Darrin Pfeiffer |
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Favorite female musician? |
Darrin Pfeiffer |
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Worst video you have ever seen? |
Naughty Nurses with Big Boobs |
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A band you thought should have made it big, but never has? |
Nickleback |
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Favorite Simpson’s character? |
Maggie |
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Craziest band you have ever toured with? |
Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters |
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I bring __________ to Goldfinger? |
acne |
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Without me, Goldfinger would be ______________? |
better |
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On my days off I? |
Go to your moms house |
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I would love to have the world attention for a day, so I could tell them? |
That Blue Steel and Magnum are the same look…am I the only person that notices that? I feel like I am taking crazy pills. |
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Enter a joke/quote/some of your own wise words below |
twin glock ponies…cocked back |
The Bassist:
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Name? |
Kelly Thomas lemieux |
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Nick Names? |
pepe,Kelly boog,aka the boot wreaker |
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Birth Date? |
4-7-67 |
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Born in? |
salem OR. (where the men are men and the sheep are nervous). |
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Resides in? |
Hollywood hills baby!! |
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When I retire I want to live in? |
in a yellow submarine |
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Favorite city to play? |
whatever city you’re reading this from |
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Favorite city to have a day off in? |
Chicago, St.Paul |
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Favorite song on “Open Your Eyes”? |
open your eyes |
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Favorite video game? |
metal of honor |
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Favorite movie from 2002? |
i will let you know in 2003 |
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Favorite cd? |
any early cheap trick |
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Websites you want everyone to visit? |
i only go to one website…12stringbass.com (I’m queer for bass). |
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If you could make one thing illegal, what would it be? |
fossil fuels |
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I would love to have a celebrity-boxing match against? |
me vs. phillis diller (cause I think I could take her). |
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Favorite musician? |
charles mingus |
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Favorite female musician? |
anabella from bow wow wow |
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Worst video you have ever seen? |
hootie and the blowfish “hold my hand”…(but I hear they’re nice guys). |
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A band you thought should have made it big, but never has? |
fishbone |
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Favorite Simpson’s character? |
Ralph wiggims |
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Craziest band you have ever toured with? |
unwritten law |
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I bring __________ to Goldfinger? |
sanity |
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Without me, Goldfinger would be ______________? |
a three piece |
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On my days off I? |
hang out at guitar stores and shop on Melrose |
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I would love to have the world attention for a day, so I could tell them? |
stop breeding |
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Enter a joke/quote/some of your own wise words below |
revenge is sweetest served up cold |
