Here are some samples:
RORY: You should walk down the aisle to Frank Sinatra with a huge bouquet of something that smells really good.
LORELAI: Pot roast!
TAYLOR: The charges against your nephew are numerous...
MISS PATTY: He hooted at one of my dance classes.
FRAN: He took a garden hose from my yard.
MAN: My son said he set off the fire alarms at school last week.
LORELAI: I heard he controls the weather and wrote the screenplay to "Glitter".
LUKE: Yeah, I'm gonna get going. I just left my toolbox from when I was here earlier fixing things. I do a lot of little things around here for Lorelai.
LORELAI: Yeah, you're very handy. So Luke, we'll talk later....Tomorrow.
LUKE: Same time as always.
MAX: I'd count on a little later.
LUKE: Doesn't matter what time it is. I'll always be around.
MAX: So, are we going?
LORELAI: Uh, yeah. Just wanted to make sure you two were through swinging those things around. Someone's bound to lose an eye.
(Lorelai is awakened by Luke hammering the porch rail.)
LORELAI: You are not sleeping through this.
RORY: Through what?
LORELAI: The freaking Blue Man Group is outside our house!
RORY: I was sleeping through it!
LORELAI: It had to have woken you up.
RORY: No, my insane mother Margot Kidder Gilmore woke me up.
LORELAI: Come on, Luke. Just try something on. How about this sweater?
LUKE: No!
LORELAI: Okay, how about the pants? Pretty pants!
LUKE: I'm not trying anything on.
LORELAI: Hey, its not like the lumberjack look will ever go out. It won't. But just once wouldn't it be nice not to be dressed like an extra from "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers"?
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