THE CONNOISSEURS


WAVELENGTH 19

JUNE 18






We see a room. A bed. Four walls. A window, curtain and night-table. A call for assistance button protudes from the wall. Doc Pickles is out cold. The room is white. Grey-white.

Connoisseurs enter stage left.

C- He’s coming to.

D- Murph-

C- How are you feeling?

D- Where am I? Who are you?

C- We’re the Connoisseurs. You’re in a private clinic in Alberta. We’ve each given you a kidney.

D- Connoisseurs? Kidney? What? Huh?

C- There’s no time for questions. We have to go. We can’t afford any more time.

D- Kidney?

C- Yes, you now have four additional kidneys. Now you owe us a night at Wavelength.

D- But my kidneys were fine… who are you?

C- Don’t you remember? We gave you your big rock’n’roll break. “More Than A Feeling”? The Rock? The Roll? The nonstop action? Remember?

D- Uh-oh… Well, uh, we’re kind of busy this summer.

[Doc looks at his chest and begins to wonder how they stuffed all those kidneys in there.

C- We’ve been on CFNY.

D- Geez, well, why didn’t you say so?! You’re in! We’ll just bump Zappacosta again.

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