And now, sit back and enjoy...
THE AUGUST WHETHER REPORT!

Alright, I appriciate that you can't clap because your hands are still in bandages from last time, but you could at least yell. Thank you.
Well, this is going to be a short report, because I'm leaving on a two week vacation tomorrow, very early. Before nine, can you believe it! So I should probably sleep sometime tonight. But first I must tell you all my trials and tribulations.
First, our computer broke. It's fixed now, except for the e-mail. I can almost hear you asking, "But Marina, if your e-mail isn't working, how can you send a whether report?"
Come on, say it!
Thank you.
The answer is, I'm using my mom's laptop. Which means I can't get at my address book of e-mail addresses. Which means there may be one or two people who should have gotten this that didn't. So please forward this to everyone you know.
I'm just kidding. Mostly.
Anyway, my bone of contention this month is vacations. Vacations are horrible things.
Yes, you heard me right. Pay attention.
The worst thing about vacations is that they're hypocritical and misleading. Just when you think it's time to catch up on your sleep, out come the projects that have been hiding for the past six months. Make a movie! Redecorate your room! But clean it first! And while your at it clean the bathroom!
Cleaning is the worst. You do it at home, so it's possible to claim it's restful, or something like that. Cleaning isn't actually doing anything.
Ha. Backbreaking work.
And traveling. What's all this about getting away from the home you finally get to enjoy? Personally, I'm so busy during the rest of the year I barely get to see my house. And I figure, if you pay this much to live in it, you might as well actuallly be in it once in a while, instead of spending vacations in all those horrible places like Europe, and Oregon forests. Bah humbug.
I'd ban vacations, but then I'd never get anything done.

And that's the Whether Report. Now go to sleep!

The once and future
Whether Woman