Yo! Dudes! Listen up! Today is the day you’ve been waiting for! Today is…

WHETHER REPORT DAY!

Thank you, thank you, thank you so much. You really don’t have to hurt yourselves clapping for me, but I’m touched.
Well, I just realized that if I didn’t write the July report now, I’d never have a chance. You people have no idea what my life is like right now. Okay, some of you do. But I really am way too busy. I’ve had dress rehearsals for ‘Over Here!’ (performances the 29th, 30th, and 31st at 7:30 pm and August 1st at 2:00 pm, come see) every night, I’m helping with the HomeBased Partnership production of ‘Happily Ever After’ (I’m not sure of the performance times for that, but come see anyway) in which I got a surprise role, and I sleep and do chores the rest of the time. But anyway…
Hokay donkey, first I would like to apologize for the semi-serious report last month. What can I say, I wasn’t myself. Second, I have a confession to make. I have discovered a failing in myself. *pauses for your amazed gasps*
I don’t like bugs.
Frankly, I’m afraid of them.
I may just be the only sensible person in the world who is afraid of bugs. No one I know would have a problem picking up a cricket in a tupperware and carrying it outside. The only people I know who shriek when something flies in their face are valley girl ditz brain types. And I can imagine some of them not being fazed at all.
Obviously, there is something wrong here. The Whether Woman has no failings. And when Mohammed didn’t go to the mountain, the mountain came to Mohammed. In other words, bugs are no longer allowed within a twenty foot radius of my person. There, that solves the problem nicely.

To dress rehearsals and better things!

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