And now, boys and girl, ladies and gentlemen, Honored Guests and otherwise... *ahem* it's time for (drum roll please)....

THE THIRD MONTHLY (i.e. 'whenever i feel like it') WHETHER REPORT!!!!

Heat Wave! Burnin' outside me... *ahem* sorry. Hey all! First of all, I'd like to welcome all you people who just recently managed to annoy me so much I put you on my mailing list. So sorry, but I must have an audience. I'd also like to tip my hat to all the old timers who have stuck with me (or at least haven't told me I'm ugly).
Anywho.... As I type this, I realize this is going to take a while, because my fingers keep slipping off the keyboard I'm sweating so much. Yes, ladies 'n' gents, there is a gen-yoo-ine Heat Wave goin' on outside my very door. (There's also a wasps' nest, but we won't get into that) And 'heat' means 'summer'. Now we get to the technical* part. What is Summer? Summer is that time of year when you go swimming a lot, eat watermelon, and drink root beer floats. So, logically, when you have swimmed, (swam (up the Swannee River (don't you love nested parentheses?))) eaten (ate... just forget it) watermelon, and drinken a root beer float, it is summer.
Thank you, thank you, thank y'ver'much. Where was I? Oh yes.
Well, I'm tellin' ya, folks, summer is on the way, we are one third of the way into it. I have gone swimming! Not up the Swannee River, unfortunately, but in the next best thing, the Edmundsons swimming pool. And I had a huge splash fight! *evil grin* It would have been two-thirds into summer, except it wasn't root beer float day at Longs Drugs. Anyone know when watermelon comes into season?
And that concludes the Whether report. Now go and get a sunburn!

*Technically it isn't summer until June 21st, but SUMMER IS WHEN I SAY IT IS! so there :P

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the Whether Woman

THE WHETHER WOMAN IS BACK!!!!!

*diabolical laughter*