You are driving down the road on a beautiful August day. The sun is so bright you can barely see the road in front of you. Suddenly, a car screeches out from an empty parking lot! It's a big teal mini-van... and in the driver's seat... No! It couldn't be! But Yes! It's THE WHETHER WOMAN!!!

Well, the permit says my name is Marina Moses. But we all know that's not true, don't we?

Yes! I have a driver's permit! I got it on Friday the 18th. Which means that by next year I'll be driving to visit all of you! Aren't you lucky...
I am a naturally gifted driver, too. I've only been driving three days, and already I can flatten coke cans in the parking lot! What talent! Let's give her a round of applause, folks!

But enough boasting. For now, anyway. Back to the Whether. I've got to say, it's perfect driving weather. Everything's dry!
Hahahahahaha... DRYving.... hahahaha...
Anyway...
Strangely, I've managed not to get tan this summer. My arms are a slightly darker shade than my stomach, but that's it. I can count the times I've gone swimming on the fingers of one hand.

Ok, enough of that. Time for more boasting!
I'm writing a play. Whoop de doo!
I've made 58 origami cranes. 942 to go!
I'm sure I've done a lot more wonderful stuff, but my memory is GONE. So yeah.

Happy Belated Birthdays to Bradley and Noam!
Welcome home from Germany, Pete! :)

The Magical
The Marvelous
Whether Woman!