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Jan. 16, 2000

Happy January 2000 everyone! Welcome to the naughties!

(zero is naught, like the '90s, get it?)

Sadly, the world has not blown up. But the actual beginning of the next millennium is next year, so there is hope. Someday there will be a really cool explosion, and I will be part of it.

Anyway...
Today, January 16, is National Nothing Day! In honor of that, please do nothing today. No blinking, no eating, no breathing. If you need some help, I'm told that there's a self-help book called 'The Art of Nothing.' I haven't personally read it, but there's a chapter entitled 'The Art of Procrastinating' so it's got to be good.
This is another proof of how wonderful our society is. We are so organized that to do nothing, it has to be nationally recognized. We can produce so much, who cares about non-essential things like sleep?
I'll tell you. I do! (as anyone who knows me can attest) I regularly sleep til noon. Ha ha ha! So there, society.

OK, I'm done writing about that. But wait! Don't run away yet! I've got some cool web sites I want to recommend to everyone.
First, http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shadowlands/5464/index.htm, Stec's Page of Stuff. No, I don't know this guy, but I was searching for sites about the end of the world and this popped up. You can find what I saw first at http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shadowlands/5464/endworld.htm, or you can just go to the home page and click on 'My theories on the end of the world'. Parts of this site I particularly recommend: Fun with Grapes. Word of the Week.
Second, http://www.recordstore.com/cgi-bin/wuname/wuname.pl. Get your Wu Name, whatever that is, here. I haven't quite figured out how and why this site works, but it's fun anyway.

So long til next month, which will be the One Year Anniversary of Whether Reports!

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