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WHETHER REPORT!!!

Hahaha, thank you all. I would like to tell you what this Whether Report is not going to be about. I missed writing about my first ComedySportz performance where I (gasp, shock) got a brown bag. I missed writing on the last day of school. I missed writing about the winter solstice. I missed writing about the moon which was 14% larger and 7% brighter than it's been in 133 years on the night of the 22nd. Or it was closer, and seemed larger. Whatever. I missed writing on my birthday, but I have an excuse for that because I was in LA seeing 'Les Miserables' which was fantastic by the way. I didn't write on Christmas, or about shopping on the first Monday after Christmas which was a nightmare. So now there's nothing left to write about and you might as well all go home.
Oh, wait, I forgot New Years. Well, everyone knows that the world's going to blow up in three days anyhow, so never mind.

I fish you a Merry Christmas, I fish you a Merry Christmas, I fish you a Merry Christmas and a hippo New Year!

See y'all in Hades!

Marina
Whether Woman extrordinare