• Sporks are useless as eating utensils. With a little practice, you can eat anything with chopsticks.
• Sporks are made out of *shudder* plastic. Most chopsticks are made out of wood. Some are made out of ivory or jade. *swoon*
• Sporks are easy to break. I have never seen anyone break a chopstick without a lot of effort.
• Sporks are not smint. (see The Unschooler Dictionary)
• Sporks are like American Cheese. Chopsticks are like brie on crackers. Or smoked gouda. Or string cheese. Yeah.
• Chopsticks are not given out at annoying fast food places.

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