Why Chopsticks Are Better Than Sporks
as if it weren't perfectly obvious...
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Sporks are useless as eating utensils. With a little
practice, you can eat anything with chopsticks.
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Sporks are made out of *shudder* plastic. Most chopsticks
are made out of wood. Some are made out of ivory or jade. *swoon*
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Sporks are easy to break. I have never seen anyone
break a chopstick without a lot of effort.
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Sporks are not smint. (see The
Unschooler Dictionary)
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Sporks are like American Cheese. Chopsticks are like
brie on crackers. Or smoked gouda. Or string cheese. Yeah.
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Chopsticks are not given out at annoying fast food
places.
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