And now the weather
Hello people. It was reported at 1:00 am central standard time that so called "severe thunderstorms" moved into the midwest. Here at The Manifesto we have reason to believe that this so called "thunderstorm" is just a ruse implemented by the US government. With the government's technology, they are able to make weather changes. This allows them to broadcast an emergancy storm warning on major media outlets. Our technology here at The Manifesto is just as sophisticated. We have many blinking lights at our disposal here 100 yards below the surface in our Weather Predictor Modulator 2000 (soon to be updated to our 2001 model). We have intercepted subliminal messages in the broadcasts of this so called "weather storm warning". More details to come of why the government is trying to brainwash us and just exactly what those messages are. As soon as our "subliminal message decoder" processes that information, we will certainly pass it on.
"I am not wearing any pants, film at 11"
