Sarah: The goodness of milk can be expressed in many exciting ways

Sarah: Ew..This tastes like toothpaste...dy'want some?

Sarah: There's food on your face...can i eat it?

Sarah's Dad: Whats that thing called when you're grounded?

Sarah: Look at my pencil, its red
Ms Luxton: Very nice Sarah

Sarah: Oranges taste like cream...

Rachel: Spell it with letters and it'll come out right

Sara: People were going like this.. it sounded funny
Rachel: Sounded funny?... People looking at photos, Sounded funny?

Sarah: She's getting high on sandwichs

Elleanna: I think eating cows is wrong, but beef is ok

Rachel: I know myself, i live with me everyday

Sarah: I know those lyrics, do do da do

Charmane: Don't sit there to long
Sarah: Yeah, she might get stuck to the ground

Sarah: What was that?
Lee-Anne: What?
Sarah: Everything

Sarah: Why is there four?
Rachel: I felt the need to have more

Sarah: If i fart on the ground, will they pay me?
Rachel: What?
Sarah: For the natural gas

Rachel: My nose has to much air in it

Rachel: What are you dancing?

Lee-Anne: Turn your other head

Rachel and Sarah: The mowing of legs is an interesting process
step 1
take a mowing machine
step 2
ease towards the legs with the upmost safety in mind
step3
lunge at the legs and pray!!!
step4
apply plasters
step5
thank you come again

Sarah: The answer my friend is blowing in my wind

Sarah: Can we scan my mum
Rachel: Hmm, i don't think she'll fit

Sarah: YES!!! save gas, fart in a jar
Rachel: Jar har , jar i tell you!!

Someone: You're such a blender
Rachel: I'm a kitchen appliance?

Rachel: Don't open the lights

Rachel: You can overwrite that stuff
Sarah: Yeah!
(Really Long Pause)
What Stuff?
(Even Longer Pause)
Oh true

Sarah: I look forward to hearing you

Sara: I wonder if they're little kids. Coz if they are, we can go over there and bash them and steal their hooters

Sarah: That thing, with the thing, on the thing, with that place, near the thing
Sara: Oh yeah! That was cool!!

Rachel: Where, what, was it place?
(pause)
I mean where was it?

Sara: Why is my head so big?

Lee-Anne: I smell

Rachel: I don't even read what i read

Sara: Today was the last day before tomorrow

Rachel: I can see, but it doesn't feel like i can

Rachel:Are you skinny?
Ingrid: No, i'm the shopkeeper

Rachel: Charmane, you're too tall

Ingrid: I'm making 32 Tutu's
Rachel: Ok, What ever turns you on

Rachel bangs Ingrid on head with a book
(Pause)
Ingrid: Wait, wai wa wa wa, wait
(Pause)
Owww my head

Ingrid: Do we have to memorise it?
Kazuki (Japanese Teacher): No you don't have to memorise it, but you do have to memorise it.

Rachel: Its a snake
Charmane: No its not
Rachel: Yes it is, its a snake
Charmane: No its a lane that goes through the snake

Rachel's Mum: They sound like trains when they're mating
Rachel's StepDad: I've never seen trains mating before, have you?

Mrs Sutherland: Look how stressed i look!
Rachel: She must be stressed everyday coz she looks the same

Sarah: I broke my nail on the toilet roll dispenser

Rachel: He's like a cat fish
(Pause)
Maybe he is like a cat fish

Rachel: It would be so cool if you went to france and they were like speaking french

Lee-Anne: Do you have a pencil sharpner?
Sarah: Do i look like a pencil sharpner?

Ms Luxton: Any queries, questions or otherwise?
Lee-Anne: Ummm...i have an otherwise
Sarah: *lol* *snort* *lol* *snort* godamn!!!

Sarah: My taste buds are sleepy

Sara's mum: Guy's are meant to have nice asses
Sarah: Yeah! it's their responsibility!
Sara's mum: As sarah said, it's their responsibility
Sarah: We have the tits, they have the asses
(After later thought)
Sarah: Guys with nice asses, get chics with nice tits, whereas guys with saggy asses get chics with saggy tits

Sarah: Everyone can play!
Lee-Anne: Can i play?
Sarah: No

Sarah: I spat on myself

Charmane: Ow, i'm sitting on my ball

Rachel: I stay in shape, this is the shape i stay in