1,300 pounds of Twisted Steel and Sex Appeal
President and CEO, Jake "the Snake"!
K-C, a.k.a.Jelly Roll or Diesel. Communications Specialist and Executive Director of Team Morale
Chad-E Balls, the youngest member of HTMF, INC. to date.Specializes in Insurance and Claims Adjustment.Also heads the Publicity Department
Bruce-Juice: Often imitated, Never duplicated;Anti-Dehydration Manager and Assistant Director of Team Morale
Jason, AKA Violent Jay is our Resident Nurse and head of the Infirmary. Also Director of Personal Training as well as Supplement Distribution!
Big Daddy, in charge of keeping the peace and Assistant Director of Security!
The FEARLESS leader on his
Financial Advisor and Chef Extrodinaire, Adam-Bomb
Company Mantra: OH! YOU DIDN'T KNOW? Your ass better call SOMEBODY! 
"Deposit a Quarter and State Your Business" FEEL FREE TO EMAIL YOU COMMENTS OR OPINIONS TO US AT 
OR htmf@hotmail.com
