to the...

page

this is the BIRD PAGE. dedicated to the one and only BIRD (that's me. not a bird. a girl. sucks don't it)

anyways, i'm the editor bird (the other editor being rhoda) and i'm the same age as her and the same height. no, we're not twins. I'M WHITE.

oh, and by the way, i'm just learning HTML. so don't goddamn complain, you want a fancy shmancy webpage? GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. visit the BITCH page for similar rants, i swear. only it's not up yet... that's probably your fault too.