~ don't play guitar
while on the phone with friends, it bores them (MELANIE)
~ always check the fridge for milk before you eat chocolate, it really pisses you off when it's not there
~ i often talk in third person..hehe
~ don't talk to greg
~ always untie greg's shoelaces if you see him
~ john tells me for all you guyz out there not to pee in the wind..(dont ask where he got that too, i guess you can only imagine)
~ don't let u're friends spit in the wind..cuz it comes back, and often lands on u're jacket!
~ don't let u're parents on your computer...especially if they don't know how to work the friggin mouse..they'll screw it over
~ don't be a jerk...
~ don't jerk off in public...(if your gonna anyways)
~ don't ask for people for that last one..cuz if you live here..you know them
~ school sucks (thanks mel, you just reminded me how much our school sucks)
~ don't be bitter like me, and hate people cuz they told u're parents you did bad on your exam you didn't study for....hell, why not..tell the person where to go
~ participtate in national hate day
~ if there is one
~ always join waterballon fights, and if there isn't one, make it
~ laugh when somethings funnie..even if it's at the wrong time (aka, in band class when we listened to bohemian rapsody, and tha part comes "she put a gun up to his head, pulled the trigger now he's dead"...i thought it was funnie...apparently nobody else did)
~ rollerblading kix ass
~ and so does country music...NOT
~ if you like country...you can take it and shove it up u're ass
~ don't take anything i say personally
~ don't stare down mr. pollard, cuz u can't win (especially since he has the authority to give you detention john :P)
~ don't do anything john does..u'll get in trouble
~ hehe..i'm still laughing :)
~ ok..i'm ....hahah...done now
~ don't be a copy cat and steal other peoples sayings...
~ don't be as bored as i am, and make a page like this....
~ find some friends who aren't doing exams all week
~ if you are going to break up with someone, don't make them guess
~ if you don't want to date someone anymore..tell them, don't ignore them until they get the point..cuz if they're anything like me, it'll take a while
~ if you are tryin to complement somebody, don't say their eyes are 'freaky'...it doesn't sound like a good thing
~ newfieland is cool
~ and no..i don't live in an igloo...(if i get any mail about this..u're gettin an ass whoopin)
~ don't do anything i would do
~ don't say someting aloud when you meant to only think it :)
~ onlie say 'can we still'
be friends if you actually mean it (melanie says sowrie adam)
